[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?

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[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?

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Seriously, that shit would slip all over the place.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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Sahan wrote:I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.
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this is the greatest smbc comic ever written

the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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I don't know about the lubrication, but I would enjoy having a monocle that is sold in a condom wrapper.*

*Note: It would have to be sealed.

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The look on the guy's face is priceless. The girl is actually pretty cute too.

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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It's a sex toy. He wasn't wearing it for his VISION.
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I'm lost. what's the punch line?

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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Your expectations are not met. You expect it to be a condom, but it is something almost ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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You would want a lubricated monocle:
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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I prefer my monocles to be ribbed for my pleasure.

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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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They're branching out. Soon you'll be able to get strawberry flavoured pince-nez, and Durex bi-focals for the bi-curious.
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Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

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You guys are all reading it wrong. It says LUCUBRATED monocle. Very victorian!
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