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[2011-May-24] Why would you lubricate a monocle?

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:15 am
by voodooKobra
The Comic

Seriously, that shit would slip all over the place.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:09 am
by detcader
Khan Academy is so dope

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:22 am
by Sahan
I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 12:17 pm
by voodooKobra
Sahan wrote:I imagine you've never worn a monocle before, have you? Eye-socket chafing is pretty uncomfortable to put up with.

I'm a pauper. >:[

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:16 pm
by DonRetrasado
voodooKobra can only afford a hollow barrel with suspenders and "POOR" written on the front.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:16 pm
by boss dog
this is the greatest smbc comic ever written

the look on the dudes' face, fucking brilliant

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 2:59 pm
by Lethal Interjection
I don't know about the lubrication, but I would enjoy having a monocle that is sold in a condom wrapper.*

*Note: It would have to be sealed.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:48 pm
by The Naughty Professor
The look on the guy's face is priceless. The girl is actually pretty cute too.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 4:36 pm
by AHMETxRock
It's a sex toy. He wasn't wearing it for his VISION.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:05 pm
by Kevin
I'm lost. what's the punch line?

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:24 pm
by AHMETxRock
Your expectations are not met. You expect it to be a condom, but it is something almost ENTIRELY DIFFERENT!

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 6:11 pm
by caltrop
You would want a lubricated monocle:
1. So that the first word read on the package is "lubricated," not "monocle"
2. ... ... To strengthen your cheek muscle?

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:00 pm
by Quintushalls
I prefer my monocles to be ribbed for my pleasure.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 9:44 pm
by Felstaff
They're branching out. Soon you'll be able to get strawberry flavoured pince-nez, and Durex bi-focals for the bi-curious.

Re: Why would you lubricate a monocle? [2011-May-24]

PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 1:32 am
by GUTCHUCKER
You guys are all reading it wrong. It says LUCUBRATED monocle. Very victorian!