[2011-May-26] What is the street value of a naked old man?

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[2011-May-26] What is the street value of a naked old man?

Postby Quintushalls » Thu May 26, 2011 7:16 am

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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Thu May 26, 2011 11:09 am

Are we going to do this for every fucking comic? 'Cause this is incredilame
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Postby Lethal Interjection » Thu May 26, 2011 1:49 pm

GUTCHUCKER wrote:Are we going to do this for every fucking comic? 'Cause this is incredilame

I kind of agree. While there has been good discussion for some, some have just been pretty useless. Not that I would give up on the project, we just don't need a thread for every comic for it to be successful.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby ianterrell » Thu May 26, 2011 2:21 pm

Regarding the small new announcement following the comic: I have it on good authority that due to homonymous confusion, many residents of color from San Francisco and surrounding locales rather dislike the term "Bay areans."
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby voodooKobra » Thu May 26, 2011 7:12 pm

ianterrell wrote:Regarding the small new announcement following the comic: I have it on good authority that due to homonymous confusion, many residents of color from San Francisco and surrounding locales rather dislike the term "Bay areans."

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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Kaharz » Thu May 26, 2011 7:24 pm

ianterrell wrote:Regarding the small new announcement following the comic: I have it on good authority that due to homonymous confusion, many residents of color from San Francisco and surrounding locales rather dislike the term "Bay areans."


I think it is hilarious and should be the only way people from SF are referred to. I know a bunch of people from there and they always just say they are from the city. Even when they come to visit on the east coast, if someone asks them where they are from they almost without fail respond, "the city." It doesn't matter to them that they are 3000 miles from the city they mean, as far as they are concerned, it is the only city worth mentioning.

Many of them also apparently hate it when you call it Frisco or SF.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby theecube » Thu May 26, 2011 7:55 pm

thumbs up for "bay areans"

And actually, we all say "SF" (yes, many do say 'the city' but, growing up in various big cities, I realize that's pretty silly). Tips to piss off an SF native: use "frisco," "san fran," or stand on the left side of the escalator.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Sanjay » Thu May 26, 2011 11:36 pm

theecube wrote:thumbs up for "bay areans"

And actually, we all say "SF" (yes, many do say 'the city' but, growing up in various big cities, I realize that's pretty silly). Tips to piss off an SF native: use "frisco," "san fran," or stand on the left side of the escalator.


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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri May 27, 2011 12:00 am

This format seems to facilitate more people coming the forums to post, causing a greater number of insights and allowing further discussion. The question of it being "latest" while having a thread for individual comics that could be revisited months later is a tad suspect though.

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theecube wrote:thumbs up for "bay areans"

And actually, we all say "SF" (yes, many do say 'the city' but, growing up in various big cities, I realize that's pretty silly). Tips to piss off an SF native: use "frisco," "san fran," or stand on the left side of the escalator.


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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby carbonstealer » Fri May 27, 2011 1:09 am

Street value of an old man is a lot according to that lemon picture.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby DonRetrasado » Fri May 27, 2011 1:41 am

Sadly the value was deflated after they started pumping that image everywhere.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Quintushalls » Fri May 27, 2011 6:31 am

GUTCHUCKER wrote:Are we going to do this for every fucking comic? 'Cause this is incredilame


Image So not into buying and trading old people, huh?
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Kaharz » Fri May 27, 2011 10:34 am

theecube wrote:thumbs up for "bay areans"

And actually, we all say "SF" (yes, many do say 'the city' but, growing up in various big cities, I realize that's pretty silly). Tips to piss off an SF native: use "frisco," "san fran," or stand on the left side of the escalator.


The people I know must just be especially snobby. They would usually let 'SF' pass without comment, but I got in the habit of using frisco and san fran just to see their outrage. They also realized saying 'the city' was silly, especially when not near SF, and would make jokes about it. But they still did it all the time.

What the hell is with pedestrians in SF by the way? Baltimore has a bad reputation in the area for people jaywalking without looking, but in SF I had to actually wait for jaywalkers to finish the conversation they were having in the middle of the street before I could proceed on my way.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri May 27, 2011 10:40 am

You could try not waiting.
Bet they get the idea pretty quick.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Kaharz » Fri May 27, 2011 10:50 am

Then I would have to kill all the witnesses, and then all the witnesses to those murders and so on. In the end you just end up barricaded in some office building taking pot shots at the police. It would just end in tear gas.
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