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[2011-May-26] What is the street value of a naked old man?

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[2011-May-26] What is the street value of a naked old man?

Postby Quintushalls » Thu May 26, 2011 7:16 am



I'd pay $50 for him. I'd make him do Vaudeville acts for my amusement.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Thu May 26, 2011 11:09 am

Are we going to do this for every fucking comic? 'Cause this is incredilame
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby ianterrell » Thu May 26, 2011 2:21 pm

Regarding the small new announcement following the comic: I have it on good authority that due to homonymous confusion, many residents of color from San Francisco and surrounding locales rather dislike the term "Bay areans."
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Postby voodooKobra » Thu May 26, 2011 7:12 pm

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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby theecube » Thu May 26, 2011 7:55 pm

thumbs up for "bay areans"

And actually, we all say "SF" (yes, many do say 'the city' but, growing up in various big cities, I realize that's pretty silly). Tips to piss off an SF native: use "frisco," "san fran," or stand on the left side of the escalator.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Sanjay » Thu May 26, 2011 11:36 pm

When the going gets tough, the get lonely sometimes.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby AHMETxRock » Fri May 27, 2011 12:00 am

Just like an std, will never fully go away.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby carbonstealer » Fri May 27, 2011 1:09 am

Street value of an old man is a lot according to that lemon picture.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby DonRetrasado » Fri May 27, 2011 1:41 am

Sadly the value was deflated after they started pumping that image everywhere.
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Postby Quintushalls » Fri May 27, 2011 6:31 am

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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Fri May 27, 2011 10:40 am

You could try not waiting.
Bet they get the idea pretty quick.
Police said they spent some time working out if they could charge the man with being armed with a weapon, as technically he was armed with part of a fish.
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Re: What is the street value of a naked old man? [2011-May-2

Postby Kaharz » Fri May 27, 2011 10:50 am

Then I would have to kill all the witnesses, and then all the witnesses to those murders and so on. In the end you just end up barricaded in some office building taking pot shots at the police. It would just end in tear gas.
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