[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

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[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2262

This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".

Discuss.

By the way, if you're reading this and are hurt, Zach, remember that I am just one person and my opinion doesn't matter.

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

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This Fellow wrote:This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".
this is and has been common knowledge, not sure what you intend to accomplish here.
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Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?

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Only if you live alone, otherwise, ew.

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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

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This Fellow wrote:This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".
Discuss.
I don't really understand how this comic is facile. Yes it is superficial, but most humor is. But I don't see what deeper level of complexity and understanding Zach should have addressed here. Maybe this word doesn't mean exactly what you think it does?
Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?
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What the fuck is nerd-culture and what does that have to do with masturbation as a whole?
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Jacking off to chicks in glasses.
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I am a chick and I wear glasses, and I can testify that men have jacked off to me and that they were VERY creepy. I think that proves everything that has just been said
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I think if you masturbate to someone without them wanting you to, it automatically makes you creepy.
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Sorry, everyone.

I'll stop.

In fourteen seconds or so.















There.
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What if they were masturbating to the abstract notion of chicks with glasses?
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Where are keyboards on that graph?
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Anon wrote:Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?
I was thinking more towards the middle... Like, the occasional shower sex or something

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Yes, let's create a international census so we can more accurately determine how often people have sex with/in their showers.
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The thing about shower sex is that is difficult to make dirty
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