[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

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[2011-May-31] Sex with humans and other things

Postby This Fellow » Tue May 31, 2011 10:19 pm

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2262

This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".

Discuss.

By the way, if you're reading this and are hurt, Zach, remember that I am just one person and my opinion doesn't matter.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Edminster » Tue May 31, 2011 10:26 pm

This Fellow wrote:This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".


this is and has been common knowledge, not sure what you intend to accomplish here.

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good job grammaring here, by the way. very innovative
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Anon » Tue May 31, 2011 11:17 pm

Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Bah » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:22 am

Only if you live alone, otherwise, ew.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Kaharz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:25 am

This Fellow wrote:This comic isn't funny, and indicates that Zach's sense of humor is becomes more facile with every step further he takes into "Nerd-Culture".
Discuss.


I don't really understand how this comic is facile. Yes it is superficial, but most humor is. But I don't see what deeper level of complexity and understanding Zach should have addressed here. Maybe this word doesn't mean exactly what you think it does?

Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?


I don't know about your experience, but all the shower drains in the all houses I have lived have some kind of strainer grate over them. While the size of my member is not anything to brag about, I believe I would find it at the very least incredibly uncomfortable if not physically impossible to do the ole in-and-out with my shower drain.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:33 am

What the fuck is nerd-culture and what does that have to do with masturbation as a whole?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:28 am

Jacking off to chicks in glasses.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby carbonstealer » Wed Jun 01, 2011 12:45 pm

I am a chick and I wear glasses, and I can testify that men have jacked off to me and that they were VERY creepy. I think that proves everything that has just been said
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Kaharz » Wed Jun 01, 2011 1:55 pm

I think if you masturbate to someone without them wanting you to, it automatically makes you creepy.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Felstaff » Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:15 pm

Sorry, everyone.

I'll stop.

In fourteen seconds or so.















There.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Eisbreaker » Wed Jun 01, 2011 9:50 pm

What if they were masturbating to the abstract notion of chicks with glasses?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby voodooKobra » Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:44 pm

Where are keyboards on that graph?
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby alaskan_pixie » Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:51 am

Anon wrote:Shouldn't the shower drain be, like, all the way to the right on the graph?

...right guys?


I was thinking more towards the middle... Like, the occasional shower sex or something
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby Sahan » Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:26 am

Yes, let's create a international census so we can more accurately determine how often people have sex with/in their showers.
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Re: Sex with humans and other things [2011-May-31]

Postby carbonstealer » Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:56 am

The thing about shower sex is that is difficult to make dirty
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