[2011-Jun-06] LITTLEDIX

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[2011-Jun-06] LITTLEDIX

Postby DuckReconMajor » Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:23 pm

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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Quintushalls » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:14 am

Link: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2268

I find women would rather have a small penis than a large penis, despite the stereotype. This poor guy (SFW with NSFW links) made an IAmA talking about how his dick was too large and women wouldn't have sex with him. Heck, if you go to a "massage parlor", usually they would charge you double if your dick is too big.

Smaller dicks are easier on women, especially ones who want to have sex without really having any type of penetration. I would imagine it would be like having sex with a woman where the dick is pretty much just a clitoris.

By the way, I bet if you said, "I have the record for most comments on SMBC Comics", that might get you laid here. ;)
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sat Aug 13, 2011 6:42 am

What is it with you and dicks?
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:09 am

Dude loves dick. Don't be so judgemental.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby smiley_cow » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:13 pm

Quintushalls wrote:Link: http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2268

I find women would rather have a small penis than a large penis, despite the stereotype.


This depends on the woman. Some women really do need a large (or at least a thick) penis to get enough sensation to get anything out of penetration. Some are really intimidated, or have been unfortunate enough to have a partner with a thick penis who didn't wait until they were ready to shove themselves in. But it shouldn't matter how thick a penis is, so long as you go slow, both partners should be able to enjoy the experience. Also if a penis is too long it might hit the cervix, which can be extremely uncomfortable and painful for most women, though really enjoyable for some. Really when talking about sex and preferences, it's a good idea to remember that there are no one size fits all rules. People are diverse and complicated.

But it is very true that men tend to care a lot more about penis size than most women do.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:20 pm

Despite what Freud said, I think most women would prefer no penis.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Michael Largedick » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:58 am

Well, I'll be honest here, my penis is around 40 inches long, I do in fact use it as a belt.

The problem women have is that a long penis hurts but a longer penis doesn't because you can use some techniques. What I'll usually do is enter the vaginal cavity with my member and use the rest as a kind of butter churn. I'll grab hold of my johnson and just start churning it.

Every woman that survives has said it was the best experience of their life.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Kimra » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:12 am

Does this result in butter of some sort? I'm horrified but curious.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:17 am

Michael Largedick wrote:Well, I'll be honest here, my penis is around 40 inches long, I do in fact use it as a belt.

The problem women have is that a long penis hurts but a longer penis doesn't because you can use some techniques. What I'll usually do is enter the vaginal cavity with my member and use the rest as a kind of butter churn. I'll grab hold of my johnson and just start churning it.

Every woman that survives has said it was the best experience of their life.


By the description of your actions, I'm guessing your penis is detachable.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby Kimra » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:25 am

And possibly come apart in pieces, like ikea furniture.
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Re: LITTLEDIX [2011-June-6]

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:25 am

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