[2011-Jul-16] Why is Bruce still wearing his Batman mask?

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[2011-Jul-16] Why is Bruce still wearing his Batman mask?

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2308

Is he keeping it warm with his face?

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Probably like me he enjoys a good mask, especially if it's latex. Girls in thigh high latex boots? Oh boy.

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This is quite a large bag for 63.42 dollars.

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canard wrote:This is quite a large bag for 63.42 dollars.
It's all in pennies.
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What's more impressive is that he counted it all.
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Batman doesn't wear a mask. He wears a cowl. He's too cool for masks.

Also, is it just me or is his bat-symbol here a paw-print. I don't even want to know what that means.

The criminal is carrying all those pennies one-handed. This is also impressive.
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He wears a cowl with a mask attached.
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His cowl just had far too much hood fabric is all. It was hanging over his face and making it impossible to see so he cut out eyes and a mouth instead of buying a new one. Batman's frugal that way.
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This comic directly relates to the Cracked.com skit that pointed out how Batman spent millions to fight crime on the streets, instead of spending that money to fight poverty through jobs and a stronger police force. In the animated series, you do see Bruce giving fundraisers and the like, but why can't he create a special forces unit or donate some forensic technology to the police force to help stop the Joker?

Saying he doesn't "deserve" to save those orphans is really selfish of him.

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Oh My God. I think that woman might've given me an aneurism.
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I think that ending made me throw up a lot. He should have punched her.

Also that was really boring. And the visual medium was pointless, they could have just written an article and I wouldn't have had to have heard that girls voice.
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