[2011-Jul-20] Perfect Robot Lovers

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[2011-Jul-20] Perfect Robot Lovers

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2312

Is it just me, or are the robot partners in this enormous in comparison to their human counterparts. The first pair are at least a head taller, while the third looks like she might be 8 feet tall, and could breast feed a full grown man like an infant. Now, I'm not going to say that's a bad thing, but it implies that Zack thinks his perfect partner is a giant. Not having met his wife, this might be true. He may be small, and she may be huge, but more then likely, I suspect that Zack had inadvertently revealed his size fetish to the world.

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You mean you don't have a size fetish? Weirdo.
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I think this comic is yet another argument that striving for a higher standard of living leads to unhappiness if it's not sustainable, which is most standards of living. *sigh*

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I was expecting mankind failing to continue breeding or the robots becoming the sentient dominant beings on the planet and/or falling in love with each other. I like this one.
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I never said I didn't have a Size fetish, and found the panel with the guy in the girl's arms quite arousing.

As for what the comic suggests, I suspect that in the case of robots becoming perfect partners:
  • A) birth rates will be maintained as females will purchase sperm for their robot so they can have 'his' child and males who want children will adopt, or buy children from surrogates.
    B) In the event that the robot companies begin to skimp, there will become a tiered system like cars. There will be 'luxry' robots and 'discount' robots. Both of which will require ongoing and expensive maintenance. I doubt they will go with a planed obsolescence system again except in the form of features and capability like that of computers. A computer from 20 years ago still runs the same software and functions well, but if you want to use current features, you need an upgrade every 4-5 years.
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You're not fooling anyone. There hasn't been a HO posted here in months.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:You're not fooling anyone. There hasn't been a HO posted here in months.
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Humble.

You are right, people here are not afraid to speak their minds, such as they are.
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Maxis Lithium wrote:Icould breast feed a full grown man like an infant.
Yep, I got a boner.

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Just one?

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Am I the only one who thinks "Eve" looks like the Other Mother from Coraline?

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The idea of earning a partner through contributing to society is an interesting concept, like with technocracy.

BTW, I didn't get how it related to Princess Leia? I thought he would prefer her to act a little...more robotic in the bedroom.

There are love dolls (NSFW) out there, but we are a long way away from the ideal robot mate.

I think robotic women will go the way of plastic surgery. Sure, some men like fake breasts, but most prefer the real thing.

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