[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

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[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Quintushalls » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:50 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2335

Somebody try this with a condom and report back!
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[12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby anodye8 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:53 am

This is remarkably like the "Pronto Condom" sold in South Africa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMriPq9k278
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby iknc4miles » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:24 am

I don't recommend doing it. You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts. The whole accidentally cutting the condom aside, I slapped this thing on backwards causing me to collapse and roll on the floor with my girlfriend laughing.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:40 am

That sounds like success to me anyway
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Eisbreaker » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:33 am

iknc4miles wrote:You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts.

So what you're saying, basically, is that Zach has invented Schrödinger condom.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby gavin » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:17 pm

iknc4miles wrote:I don't recommend doing it. You can't quite tell which way the condom faces just by the cuts. The whole accidentally cutting the condom aside, I slapped this thing on backwards causing me to collapse and roll on the floor with my girlfriend laughing.
My day just got better. Thanks. Consider testing this out by yourself next time.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Kimra » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:23 pm

Oh my god! Gavin just hit 200.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Felstaff » Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:36 pm

I'm waiting for an applicator that is shaped like a tiny butterfly net, or one of those things you blow bubbles with.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby gavin » Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:19 pm

Kimra wrote:Oh my god! Gavin just hit 200.
I'm just glad it was a post about a more intelligent way to practice condom tricks.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Tori » Fri Aug 12, 2011 8:44 pm

Ferrous? As in iron? What?

Oooh. I got that as I was typing. Iron penis, so hard it bursts through the wrapper.
I want to try this with my boyfriend now, for the heck of it.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Nathanyel » Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:37 pm

Won't she mind the wrapper cock ring? Unless you cut the wrapper in a way that you can remove the wrapper easily (and with dignity) after "applying" the condom, but by then, the package can already be considered "opened" anyway.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby DonRetrasado » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:34 am

Huh, I wonder how you put a condom on with a Prince Albert.

EDIT: Wait, dumb question.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby DuckReconMajor » Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:11 am

Wait how to get air out of tip?
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sat Aug 13, 2011 3:18 am

DonRetrasado wrote:Huh, I wonder how you put a condom on with a Prince Albert.

EDIT: Wait, dumb question.

You have to get him out of the can first, 'cause he is suffocating.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Quintushalls » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:04 am

I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.

So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.

I recommend trying this one instead.
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