[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus
- Kimra
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?
You sexist pig, you sicken me.
You sexist pig, you sicken me.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
In video games, they are not objects. They are models.Johnny Largedick wrote:Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?
You sexist pig, you sicken me.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Everyone knows women are a singular abstract concept. It chooses to manifest itself in the form of billions of mortal incarnations that it might better toy with its' mortal pets from up close. How else do you explain the telekinesis? Or their mysterious ability to survive the birthing process? Woman is selectively mortal, and only adheres to the laws of our universe when the unfathomable rules to its' self-made game demand it.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Women are to be subjegated not objectified.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!Quintushalls wrote:I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.
So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.
I recommend trying this one instead.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enoughApocalyptus wrote:This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!Quintushalls wrote:I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.
So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.
I recommend trying this one instead.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
BJ with a condom? meh.Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough
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Re: [2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus
I like to call it a condy-J.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?Nathanyel wrote:BJ with a condom? meh.Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough
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Re: [2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus
Named after the former Secretary of State?Frostbite wrote:I like to call it a condy-J.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus
Better than mouth herpes? Yes.Kaharz wrote:But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?Nathanyel wrote:BJ with a condom? meh.Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough
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