[2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Kimra » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:04 am

Objectification of women at 100% well done.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Johnny Largedick » Sun Aug 14, 2011 1:50 pm

Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?

You sexist pig, you sicken me.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Quintushalls » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:14 pm

Johnny Largedick wrote:Are you saying women aren't objects? Are you saying they are some kind of ethereal matter?

You sexist pig, you sicken me.


In video games, they are not objects. They are models.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Gangler » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:59 pm

Everyone knows women are a singular abstract concept. It chooses to manifest itself in the form of billions of mortal incarnations that it might better toy with its' mortal pets from up close. How else do you explain the telekinesis? Or their mysterious ability to survive the birthing process? Woman is selectively mortal, and only adheres to the laws of our universe when the unfathomable rules to its' self-made game demand it.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Lethal Interjection » Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:30 pm

Women are to be subjegated not objectified.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Apocalyptus » Wed Sep 21, 2011 5:22 am

Quintushalls wrote:I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.

So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.

I recommend trying this one instead.

This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Girlysprite » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:12 am

Apocalyptus wrote:
Quintushalls wrote:I tried this, but I did it slowly. My dick just wasn't powerful enough to go through the wrapper. The first couple of times I missed my dick entirely when bringing it down. This didn't quite go as expected and apparently she wouldn't have been that impressed if it worked in the first place.

So far, the best method I know is when the lady puts the the condom in her mouth, open toward your dick, and then starts to blow you like making a bubble gum bubble. The condom will fit snugly over the dick after 2-3 thrusts.

I recommend trying this one instead.

This is not recommended due to the risk of teeth puncturing or weakening the rubber, thus rendering the condom useless. Useless!


But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

Also, this thread is full of win, even more then the comic that spawned it :)
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Nathanyel » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:03 am

Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.
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Re: [2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Frostbite » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:08 pm

I like to call it a condy-J.
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Kaharz » Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:04 pm

Nathanyel wrote:
Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.


But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?
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Re: [2011-Aug-12] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:57 pm

Frostbite wrote:I like to call it a condy-J.


Named after the former Secretary of State?
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Re: [12 August 2011] The Ferrous Phallus

Postby Kimra » Thu Sep 22, 2011 3:41 am

Kaharz wrote:
Nathanyel wrote:
Girlysprite wrote:But the guy did get a BJ out of it. many would find that good enough

BJ with a condom? meh.


But doesn't everyone like the taste of latex, lubricant and spermicide while not actually providing much physical stimulation?


Better than mouth herpes? Yes.
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