This comic pissed me off a little bit. Not having sex is not "Herbal Sex"! "Herbal Sex" is more like Tantric Sex (SFW. Wikipedia.). Herbal Tea is good for you and even tastes better. Yeah, it isn't as caffeinated as regular tea, but it is still damn good. And yes, it is tea! Tea is a beverage of any various infusions prepared from the leaves, flowers, etc., of other plants. Just because it doesn't come from Camellia sinensis doesn't mean that it isn't tea. Screw that woman and her hatred for good tea!
Drawn Comic Guy, tell that bitch to GTFO!
In conclusion, here is a picture on how to make some good mother fucking tea:

I like my tea like I like my women: tasty, aromatic, rich, and full-bodied. Hiyoooo!