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[2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:12 am
by JCfromNC
Does Zack work at my place of business? Because I get these sorts of calls all the damn time.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:41 am
by Sahan
Do you work for a suicide hotline?
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:55 am
by Robert Largedick
Sahan wrote:Do you work for a suicide hotline?
I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:43 am
by Gangler
Suicide brothels. Marketable business venture?
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:12 pm
by ChaoticBrain
Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
If hell existed, you would be going there.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:27 pm
by Sahan
Really? I think his ability to accurately determine the physical attractiveness of someone via telephone suggests he may not be bound to same fate as the rest of us mere mortals.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:38 pm
by ii
existential fear was never as funny before I started smbc
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 8:30 pm
by Lethal Interjection
ChaoticBrain wrote:Robert Largedick wrote:I sometimes call those numbers pretending I'm gonna kill myself and if I get a hot woman on the other end I try to get her to come round so we can fuck.
If hell existed, you would be going there.
If saying something stupid and untrue on the internet was grounds for condemnation, I think we are all hellbound.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:30 am
by Quintushalls
ಠ_ಠ THIS COMIC IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD! ಠ_ಠ
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:26 am
by GUTCHUCKER
Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:27 am
by Quintushalls
GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck you quint, you're not my mother. You can't tell me what to feel bad about.
Actually,
I am your mother. Don't forget to brush your teeth before supper! Kisses.
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:27 am
by GUTCHUCKER
You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
Re: [2011-Sep-03} The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:21 pm
by Kimra
GUTCHUCKER wrote:You really don't need to quote me when you post directly below what you're referring to...
You don't like being quoted? Well bully for you.
Re: [2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:01 am
by GUTCHUCKER
Fuck parrots
Re: [2011-Sep-03] The Universe moves on, so should you
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:05 am
by Scarlet Macaw
GUTCHUCKER wrote:Fuck parrots
