[2011-Sep-10] Great Epantsipator

ChaoticBrain · Post by **ChaoticBrain** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:36 pm

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2364#comic

When you know that Salmon P. Chase was basically an anti-slavery fundamentalist and believer of the Southern conspiracy to oppose liberty, Abe Lincoln comes off looking like a bit of a jerk.

Gangler · Post by **Gangler** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:36 pm

Because there are so many contexts in which pantsing someone is cool, kind, or gentlemanly?

Funny comic. Zach needs more of this, less of everything else.

Tom Largedick · Post by **Tom Largedick** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:53 pm

Gangler wrote:Because there are so many contexts in which pantsing someone is cool, kind, or gentlemanly?

Funny comic. Zach needs more of this, less of everything else.

If Neville Chamberlain had pantsed Hitler or Mussolini, the world would be a much different place.

John L · Post by **John L** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:08 pm

It would have been much funnier if it were William H. Seward.

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:56 pm

Tom Largedick wrote:
Gangler wrote:Because there are so many contexts in which pantsing someone is cool, kind, or gentlemanly?

Funny comic. Zach needs more of this, less of everything else.
If Neville Chamberlain had pantsed Hitler or Mussolini, the world would be a much different place.

If only Bonhoeffer's plan to pants Hitler had come to fruition.

Quintushalls · Post by **Quintushalls** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:16 pm

Man, that is the last time Lincoln pantses John Wilkes Booth!

Eldan · Post by **Eldan** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:48 am

So Americans had silly first names even then.

Seriously. "Salmon"?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:35 pm

Wow, I love that joke! When I shaved my mustache and still had a beard I looked like Abe. That was one of my cheezy pickup lines I used on at work for fun. I'd also stroll up to a girl, look her in the eye, and say "you ready for my southern invasion" in my sexy voice. I probably shoulda said something about my anaconda plan too... oh well.

Gangler · Post by **Gangler** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 2:46 pm

You sound like spam but I can't figure out what you're advertising.

GUTCHUCKER · Post by **GUTCHUCKER** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:35 pm

Advertising penis, it would seem

Azimuth87 · Post by **Azimuth87** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:46 am

I like this. I'm reading Doris Kearnes Goodwin's book, Team of Rivals, right now.

The way that Lincoln accepted Chase's 4th resignation (to Chase's surprise) was as follows: "You and I have reached a point of mutual embarrassment in our official relation which it seems cannot be overcome or longer sustained consistently with public service."

In Jam · Post by **In Jam** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:55 am

why do we need a thread for every comic

Kimra · Post by **Kimra** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:09 am

In Jam wrote:why do we need a thread for every comic

It compartmentalises the stupid.

In Jam · Post by **In Jam** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:43 am

It gives it room to grow

Lethal Interjection · Post by **Lethal Interjection** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:56 pm

In Jam wrote:It gives it room to grow

But not rhizomatically.

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