[2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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Re: [2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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Kaharz wrote:I ended up getting a belt clip watch. It doesn't get in my way, is more accessible than my phone, it was considerably cheaper than a wristwatch of similar quality and people can wonder why I'm looking at my crotch.
Even while standing? Are you bending down so that your nearly upside-down face can spot the watch and proclaim: "It is seven o'cock"?

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Alternative thought: It's a sundial.
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Re: [2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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uhh, no. I just lift the watch up slightly so it is horizontal and look down
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Re: [2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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RE the comic:
I did this, and was amazed at my ability to see clearly through a tiny pinprick. It worked!

RE wristwatches:
I used my phone for the time exclusively until I started working as a nurse in the hospital. You really need one when you need to note respirations and pulses all the time.

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Re: [2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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:shock: I have done it! I have viewed my nose using my fingers to adjust the focus...

No, seriously. All you have to do is use both hands...
http://geck0.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-t ... out-2.html

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Re: [2011-Sep-15] Distract 23 Nerds

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GameVortexGeck0 wrote::shock: I have done it! I have viewed my nose using my fingers to adjust the focus...

No, seriously. All you have to do is use both hands...
http://geck0.blogspot.com/2011/09/how-t ... out-2.html
And it only took 8 months!

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