[2011-Oct-09] Microneurontarians
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Oh Edminster, what hast thou wrought?
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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That site is hilarious. My two favourite posts (and they aren't even slash).Gangler wrote:Reapersun's tumblr. source.Eisbreaker wrote: For some reason I want to know where this one if from...
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Apocalyptus wrote:Oh Edminster, what hast thou wrought?
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Alright, you made me laugh with that one. You win this round...
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Apocalyptus wrote:Alright, you made me laugh with that one. You win this round...
ol qwerty bastard wrote:bitcoin is backed by math, and math is intrinsically perfect and logically consistent always
gödel stop spreading fud
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Verily, as Edminster giveth humour he also giveth disgusting. So shall it be evermore.
Kimra wrote:Next they'll be denying us the right to say "We'll rape your arse if you don't come to this fucken country."
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Can anybody tell me some animal jokes? My younger sister wants to know animal jokes and disturbing me much for this. But i don't know any animal joke. Please tell me some animal jokes, I think my sister will be quite when i will tell her animal jokes.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: You hold it's nose until it turns blue and shoot with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, you take the elephant out and you put the giraffe in.
Q: The lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all of the animals. Who doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
Q: There's two explorers who are trying to cross a river of crocodile infested waters. How do they get across?
A: Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: You hold it's nose until it turns blue and shoot with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, you take the elephant out and you put the giraffe in.
Q: The lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all of the animals. Who doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
Q: There's two explorers who are trying to cross a river of crocodile infested waters. How do they get across?
A: Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.
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I appreciate the continuity.smiley_cow wrote:Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: You hold it's nose until it turns blue and shoot with a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you know if there's a elephant in your refrigerator?
A: There's foot prints in the butter.
Q: How do you fit a giraffe in the refrigerator?
A: You open the door, you take the elephant out and you put the giraffe in.
Q: The lion, the king of the jungle calls a meeting for all of the animals. Who doesn't come?
A: The giraffe. It's in the refrigerator.
Q: There's two explorers who are trying to cross a river of crocodile infested waters. How do they get across?
A: Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.
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Continuity of jokes often makes otherwise stupid/silly jokes much better.He Who Laughs wrote:
I appreciate the continuity.