[2012-Jan-11] 2.77 or 3.14 on the Kinsey Scale

Quintushalls · Post by **Quintushalls** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:27 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2489#comic

No matter where I fall, if you have Euler's constant or Pi on the Kinsey Scale, I would like to fuck your brains out.

Speaking of the Kinsey Scale, here it is:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual
X Non-sexual

Where do you land on the scale?

I guess I'm a 2.0 if I'm only attracted to women, but I'd have sex with Nathan Fillion if given the opportunity..and had chloroform.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:30 am

0 on the kinsey scale; rock-hard stud

Pitch Hitter · Post by **Pitch Hitter** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:33 am

Quintushalls wrote:No matter where I fall, if you have Euler's constant or Pi on the Kinsey Scale, I would like to fuck your brains out.

Hey hey, look at this guy, how WACKY, he likes e and π. And firefly. Very obscure cultural touchstones. I don't think anyone except him and I GET it.

DonRetrasado wrote:0 on the kinsey scale; rock-hard stud

You might not be, have you heard of a two-dimensional sexuality graph?

You could be at a 0,0 for all we know, instead of the 0,10 which we must assume you are boasting about.

Quintushalls · Post by **Quintushalls** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:34 am

DonRetrasado wrote:0 on the kinsey scale; rock-hard stud

Okay, what if a man had a full sex change and now looks exactly like Scarlett Johansson?

Pitch Hitter wrote:Hey hey, look at this guy, how WACKY, he likes e and π. And firefly. Very obscure cultural touchstones. I don't think anyone except him and I GET it.

I know, right‽ We are total hipsters.

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:37 am

Quintushalls wrote:Scarlett Johansson

not that attractive

Also, if a man has a full sex change, then he's a woman, so it still wouldn't be gay.

Quintushalls · Post by **Quintushalls** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:39 am

DonRetrasado wrote:
Quintushalls wrote:Scarlett Johansson
not that attractive

Also, if a man has a full sex change, then he's a woman, so it still wouldn't be gay.

But you know she used to be a man! How about Christina Hendricks? Also, if you aren't attracted to Scarlett Johansson, then you might be a little gay.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:44 am

Or perhaps he doesn't find Scarlett Johnasonn to be very attractive. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that. Being straight does not imply you must find all women attractive, and being gay doesn't imply you're turned on by every guy you meet either.

Quintushalls · Post by **Quintushalls** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:48 am

Sahan wrote:Or perhaps he doesn't find Scarlett Johnasonn to be very attractive. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that. Being straight does not imply you must find all women attractive, and being gay doesn't imply you're turned on by every guy you meet either.

On a poll representing all men, Scarlett was rated as #7 on the most beautiful women in the world. She had an overall score of 94, user score of 92.2, and a rating of 94.8.
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top ... nsson.html

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:52 am

I'm sorry to be a statistical outlier according to an article on a highly respected men's magazine. I have to live with the shame of it every day.

Pitch Hitter · Post by **Pitch Hitter** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:54 am

Yeah sahan, she's 92.2% attractive!

Don't you understand math?!

Post by **DonRetrasado** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:59 am

Quintushalls wrote:
Sahan wrote:Or perhaps he doesn't find Scarlett Johnasonn to be very attractive. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that. Being straight does not imply you must find all women attractive, and being gay doesn't imply you're turned on by every guy you meet either.
On a poll representing all men, Scarlett was rated as #7 on the most beautiful women in the world. She had an overall score of 94, user score of 92.2, and a rating of 94.8.
http://www.askmen.com/specials/2011_top ... nsson.html

Yeah, and at #2 Mila Kunis narrowly beats out Sofia Vergara, so, if you're okay with that assessment, I think you might be a little gay.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:06 am

It's true. As a heterosexual man I find that I enjoy the taste of tea over coffee, so I think it's fair to say that any men who don't feel that way are probably flamboyantly homosexual.

Post by **Edminster** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:19 am

Sahan wrote:It's true. As a heterosexual man I find that I enjoy the taste of tea over coffee, so I think it's fair to say that any men who don't feel that way are probably flamboyantly homosexual.

Well I love coffee and also am gay so you are 100% correct on this.

Sahan · Post by **Sahan** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:24 am

Edminster wrote:
Sahan wrote:It's true. As a heterosexual man I find that I enjoy the taste of tea over coffee, so I think it's fair to say that any men who don't feel that way are probably flamboyantly homosexual.
Well I love coffee and also am gay so you are 100% correct on this.

Exactly. And I think you will find that 100% > 92.2%. The maths doesn't lie.

Pitch Hitter · Post by **Pitch Hitter** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:23 am

I 100% get an erection when I listen to Dan Savage's sex podcast. He's gay but he talks about sex all the time and here's the thing: sex between men and women!

I know!

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