[2012-Jan-15] Emperor's New Condom

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[2012-Jan-15] Emperor's New Condom

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I'm sorry, I already gave out the award for Most Half-Assed Discussion Thread this year.

Besides, the winner didn't even include a link in his.

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Damn! Scorned by the most important member of the forum.

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Only 46 posts to go.

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Isn't this a similar joke to the Bat Condom? Also, who the fuck are you people? Also, I'm pretty sure this would work on a fat chick. Anyone willing to attempt this? For science of course...
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I've known plenty of people of all builds and origins who would probably fall for this. It's really kind of depressing.
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Keef wrote:I've known plenty of people of all builds and origins who would probably fall for this.
I've also heard that skinny people are bad with birth control.
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Been years since I could've been classified as skinny. Actually nearly twenty years. Skinny, then muscular, then soft. The eternal cycle.
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Keef wrote:Been years since I could've been classified as skinny. Actually nearly twenty years. Skinny, then muscular, then soft. The eternal cycle.
Yeah totally man!
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