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[2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:28 pm
by ChaoticBrain
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2505#comic

In loving memory of Twilight Sparkle, 2010-2012.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:10 pm
by Torg
Twilight Sparkle would applaud such enthusiastic application of empiricism, even as it separated her little pony head from her body. She will be missed.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:12 pm
by Pitch Hitter
this comic was terrible, what should have happened is Science turns around and oh no he's killed Jesus, that would be really edgy and cool


and then all the christofags would be like oh zach you blasphemer and all the cool edgy people would be like

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Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:05 pm
by Idiotboy
Pitch Hitter wrote:this comic was terrible, what should have happened is Science turns around and oh no he's killed Jesus, that would be really edgy and cool


and then all the christofags would be like oh zach you blasphemer and all the cool edgy people would be like

Image
I would have preferred if it was free will, morality, and purpose instead. It would make the nihilists happy.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:22 pm
by Pitch Hitter
I don't think you understand humour.


Humour is when some idiot gets offended at you because you hilariously made fun of his personal belief system.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:07 pm
by ChaoticBrain
Pitch Hitter wrote:I don't think you understand humour.


Humour is when some idiot gets offended at you because you hilariously made fun of his personal belief system.
There is a disturbing lack of open sewers in your definition.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:14 pm
by Pitch Hitter
Listen guys let me tell you about comedy, okay comedy is when you say something really outrageous like God? God can suck my dick!


That's just a starter pack, here's some more edgy comedy alright, Women uh women get back in the kitchen! No one thinks sexism is cool so they're ULTRA-SHOCKED when you bring out the sexism. And it's not even instituitional ssexism like not giving them bras in the workplace or something, it's old-school kitchen-based sexism.

That's what comedy is everyone, I should know, I've seen three stand-up comedy DVDs

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:21 am
by GUTCHUCKER
I think humour is when shut the fuck up, BITCH.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:56 pm
by Pitch Hitter
haha classic

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:23 am
by voice_in_your_head
I think humor is a 12 inch penis.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:24 am
by Pitch Hitter
humououououououour darling

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:12 am
by scottishpig_in_the_future
And by "Brontosaurus", you meant the niftier, newer, less-deprecated "Apatosaurus," right?

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:19 am
by Pitch Hitter
no he means the thing they made from all different dinosaur bones.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:23 pm
by G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GGGGG
Humour is making insightful distinctions between white people and black people.

Like, this one joke, it goes, um... black people like certain foods more than white people. I think that's how it goes...? Yeah, pretty sure.

...damn, humour's hard.

Re: [2012-Jan-30] My Little Pony: Murder is Science

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:32 pm
by Pitch Hitter
You forgot parodies. Here's a good one.



Frodo: Here, Sam, take the ring
Sam: No thanks, my ring still hurts from all the indian food we ate
LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS
Gollum: My precious!
Sam: I'm getting precious little relief from my anal passage.
LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS
Frodo: Oh Sam.
AAWWWWWWW