[2012-Feb-04] Science Fiction Comic PROBLEM BIG PROBLEM

[MADCOWZRCHEWY]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2510#comic

OHHH MY GOD
OK
OK GUYS
THERE IS LIKE, A BIG PROBLEM (!!!) WITH THE NEW COMIC
LOOK AT THE SECOND PANEL. THE INTERVIEWING NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAYS "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL"
THEN, LOOKING IN THE THIRD PANEL LIKE A WINDOW INTO A SEPARATE PORTION OF THE SAME UNIVERSE AT A LATER POINT IN TIME, ONE SEES THE SAME NON SCIENTIST NON SQUID MONSTER MAN WEARING A SUIT SAY "THAT'S BEAUTIFUL" A *SECOND TIME*.

THIS FUNDAMENTALLY OFFENDS MY PHILOSOPHICAL BELIEFS.
I DEMAND THAT IT BE RECTIFIED IMMEDIATELY. PEOPLE DO NOT SAY THE SAME SENTENCE TWICE. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

MUCH SEXUAL LOVE,
MADCOWZRCHEWY

[Dindong]

I really like you, I hope you don't get boring, that would be awful.

[ChaoticBrain]

Twice a day? Seriously?? I can't even comprehend how much your testicles would hurt from ejaculating that often.

It's like Zach forgot what it's like to have a penis.

(Well, either that, or Kelly wrote today's comic.)

[Dindong]

When I was 15 I would masturbate twice a day most days, once in the morning, once in the evening.



Supply rises to meet the demand.

[Eisbreaker]

When I was 15 I would masturbate twice a day most days, once in the morning, once in the evening.



Supply rises to meet the demand.

The only way that this is worth admitting is if you timed the orgasm for the dawn and dusk.

[Dindong]

I don't want chaotic brain to be incorrect.

Truth is its own reward!

edit: reasons unknown

[ChaoticBrain]

I don't chaotic brain to be incorrect.

You accidentally a word there.

[SarcomaticPianist]

Wow, it's hard for me to believe that it's hard for others to believe that twice a day is possible. From like 15 to 23, I probably averaged out between 2 and 3 a day. Some do 5-6 times, but that's a little too violent for me; yet that's still within a "normal" range. 10 times a day + is self-mutilation.

[Eisbreaker]

I will again interpolate that, that is fine but still nothing to be proud of.

[Dr Ruth]

Supposedly such frequent masturbation leads to bad sexual experiences. Masturbation is really all about ejaculation and you tend to see sex as the same.

I suppose though, if we get down to basics sex is all about ejaculation as well.

[DonRetrasado]

Isn't life in general all about ejaculation?

[Sahan]

Whoa. That's so deep, man.

[ChaoticBrain]

Isn't life in general all about ejaculation?

Not always. Sometimes it's about learning the proper time and place for things.

On a side note, I am now legally required to notify you that I am a registered sex offender.

[Mike Huckabee]

Ejaculation is pretty cool. It's one of my favourite things.

[Kaharz]

Twice a day? Seriously?? I can't even comprehend how much your testicles would hurt from ejaculating that often.

It's like Zach forgot what it's like to have a penis.

(Well, either that, or Kelly wrote today's comic.)

Really? Your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/farm animal must be really disappointed. The only sex related testicle pain I've ever had is from not ejaculating. And between sex with a partner and my four times daily sessions auto-erotic asphyxiation with a little copro and emetophilia thrown in when I need to spice things up, I ejaculate far more than twice a day.