[2012-Feb-26] Erection Hat

[Dane Raider]

Is Zach even trying any more?

[Dindong]

he's still drawing them and scanning them and putting them on the internet.

That doesn't take no time.

[Dane Raider]

Feels like that's way too much effort for the payoff in this case.

But then he could probably wipe shit on a piece of paper and scan that, and still get some people to like it.

That's a subtle suggestion that he's already done that.

Like today.

Subtle.

[Dindong]

Sure, today's comic doesn't make any sense. Sure, it lacks any kind of humour. But let's look at it from another angle, it took time to read.

Time that I wasn't thinking about how poorly my current business venture is going.

[Dane Raider]

Time you will never get back.

Actually, I think today's comic only sucks so hard because yesterday's comic was equally lacking in any form of humour whatsoever. I'm sure when Zach starts to rip off other people's ideas come up with good ideas again, I'll quit my bitching.

But be warned, if tomorrow's comic is a fucking graph joke, I'm going to hurt someone.

[Dindong]

Believe me, I would rather not get that time back. In fact if anyone could take away all the time I am spending thinking about my failing business venture that would be great. I really do not want to have deal with this situation in front of me. I'm a lot like Christ in this way.

But yeah the comic. Room for improvement.

[ChaoticBrain]

But be warned, if tomorrow's comic is a fucking graph joke, I'm going to hurt someone.

See, now if Zach does a graph joke tomorrow, I'm going to find it hilarious, because I'll know he did it to spite you.

Schadenfreude is fun!

[Lethal Interjection]

But be warned, if tomorrow's comic is a fucking graph joke, I'm going to hurt someone.

Bwahahaha.
I think Zach feared for that someone, so he pushed the graph comic forward a day.

[Dane Raider]

It's nice to be taken seriously.

It's not nice to be mocked.

Which is happening to me here? I'm confused, and high on bull-semen.

[Dindong]

As Lethal said, here's the graph joke you ordered.

[Dane Raider]

In all seriousness, the chances of Zach giving a hairy fuck about what I post here is so close to zero that it actually makes me feel better playing along with the fantasy.

Damn you Weinersmith!