[2012-Mar-17] Marriage
- Sahan
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Re: [2012-Mar-17] Marriage
I liked this one. Witty punchline.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- Issoisso
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Re: [2012-Mar-17] Marriage
Please make more comics with one panel, they are almost always great.
Re: [2012-Mar-17] Marriage
"Pick two" is usually understood as "pick two options from these three", but he's saying he meant "pick option number two (great lover)".apost wrote:What's the pun?
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Re: [2012-Mar-17] Marriage
This was Crunchy Pete's introduction to this saying
do prospective wives know which of the two they are aiming for, or is it pot-luck?
do prospective wives know which of the two they are aiming for, or is it pot-luck?
...then she said "I don't see why" and burst into flames...
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I don't think pot luck is the phrase you are looking for. That would mean there was multiple wives each bringing their own characteristics. Or maybe you do...
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- Sahan
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Everyone future wife goes in with a variety of characteristic traits, and walks out as one of the three possible identities.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- Sprinkles
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There are 6 possible identities.
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Well, I was assuming every wife had exactly two of those traits, and it didn't matter what order they were in, so 3 possibilites.
NO, STOP MAKING ME ONE OF THEM! CURSE YOU SPRINKLES.
NO, STOP MAKING ME ONE OF THEM! CURSE YOU SPRINKLES.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
- Sprinkles
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Not every wife has two of the traits, as we've seen it is possible for them to only have two.
- Sahan
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Do we also count them if they have none of the traits? That would would give us a whopping seven different personality combinations for a wife to have.
Destructicus wrote: Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."
Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: [2012-Mar-17] Marriage
It would be 7, but not because I forgot about having none of the traits, I simply forgot to do all three of the versions of one trait.
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