[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

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[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby ChaoticBrain » Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:54 pm

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2553#comic

If those advanced humans really had a superior ethical framework and superior intelligence, they would realize that the humans would try to appeal to their superior ethics and take advantage of it, and thus incorporate human dickishness into the ethical framework. (And they probably would stop eating the cake after the first one died.)

Also, cyanide smells like bitter almonds, not the sweet almonds that most people are familiar with. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BitterAlmonds
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Kimra » Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:58 am

All almonds are bitter.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 2:07 am

Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sahan » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:21 am

Maybe if you'd always been associated with a deadly poison, you'd be bitter too.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Lethal Interjection » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:25 am

Sprinkles wrote:Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.


Ah, but some of those that got the chances are still bitter.

Like 'hipsters'.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:58 am

A phenomenon scientists refer to as Universal Hipsterdom.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Destructicus » Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:43 pm


Panel 4: Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Guest » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:43 pm

Reminds me of the tv series Exosquad where the protagonists are trying to supress rebelling slaves.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby dauntless » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:12 pm

Should have ended a panel early. I'm sure I could make a graph joke about that.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:17 pm

please don't

we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"

maybe just fill.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sceptic » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:54 pm

Sprinkles wrote:we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"

Hmm. That's just begging for a graph of graph jokes vs brutal murder-suicides...
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sprinkles » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:50 pm

or maybe 19 panels of narration culminating in the word boner
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Dane Raider » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:18 pm

Woah, I never once threatened global murder-suicide.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Sprinkles » Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:45 am

Global as in multiple instances around the globe.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

Postby Dane Raider » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:23 pm

I'm not saying that doesn't sound fun, but these days I get tired after even one murder-suicide, and that's local.
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