[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

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[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2553#comic

If those advanced humans really had a superior ethical framework and superior intelligence, they would realize that the humans would try to appeal to their superior ethics and take advantage of it, and thus incorporate human dickishness into the ethical framework. (And they probably would stop eating the cake after the first one died.)

Also, cyanide smells like bitter almonds, not the sweet almonds that most people are familiar with. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... terAlmonds

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All almonds are bitter.
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Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.

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Maybe if you'd always been associated with a deadly poison, you'd be bitter too.
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Sprinkles wrote:Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.
Ah, but some of those that got the chances are still bitter.

Like 'hipsters'.

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A phenomenon scientists refer to as Universal Hipsterdom.

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Panel 4: Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.

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Reminds me of the tv series Exosquad where the protagonists are trying to supress rebelling slaves.

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Should have ended a panel early. I'm sure I could make a graph joke about that.

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please don't

we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"

maybe just fill.

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Sprinkles wrote:we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"
Hmm. That's just begging for a graph of graph jokes vs brutal murder-suicides...

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or maybe 19 panels of narration culminating in the word boner

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Woah, I never once threatened global murder-suicide.
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Global as in multiple instances around the globe.

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I'm not saying that doesn't sound fun, but these days I get tired after even one murder-suicide, and that's local.
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