[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
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[2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2553#comic
If those advanced humans really had a superior ethical framework and superior intelligence, they would realize that the humans would try to appeal to their superior ethics and take advantage of it, and thus incorporate human dickishness into the ethical framework. (And they probably would stop eating the cake after the first one died.)
Also, cyanide smells like bitter almonds, not the sweet almonds that most people are familiar with. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... terAlmonds
If those advanced humans really had a superior ethical framework and superior intelligence, they would realize that the humans would try to appeal to their superior ethics and take advantage of it, and thus incorporate human dickishness into the ethical framework. (And they probably would stop eating the cake after the first one died.)
Also, cyanide smells like bitter almonds, not the sweet almonds that most people are familiar with. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... terAlmonds
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Maybe if you'd always been associated with a deadly poison, you'd be bitter too.
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Since when is chemistry not a science?
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Ah, but some of those that got the chances are still bitter.Sprinkles wrote:Kimra, only the vast majority of almonds are bitter, because they never got the chances that the very few almonds did.
Like 'hipsters'.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
A phenomenon scientists refer to as Universal Hipsterdom.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Panel 4: Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it.ChaoticBrain wrote:http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db ... 2553#comic
Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Reminds me of the tv series Exosquad where the protagonists are trying to supress rebelling slaves.
Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Should have ended a panel early. I'm sure I could make a graph joke about that.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
please don't
we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"
maybe just fill.
we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"
maybe just fill.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Hmm. That's just begging for a graph of graph jokes vs brutal murder-suicides...Sprinkles wrote:we have had our fill. Or whatever word means "so many that any subsequent graph joke only increases the likelihood of brutal murder-suicides across the globe"
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or maybe 19 panels of narration culminating in the word boner
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Woah, I never once threatened global murder-suicide.
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.
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Re: [2012-Mar-18] Survival of the Dickest
Global as in multiple instances around the globe.
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I'm not saying that doesn't sound fun, but these days I get tired after even one murder-suicide, and that's local.
Being kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend's anus with a feather, being perverted is when you bypass that hassle and just start humping chickens.