[2012-Mar-23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
Really?

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Surely if that were the case, someone would have said something by now.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
I haven't thought of this. Could you continue for a few pages?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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"Sir! The Sarcasmotron is fizzing and emitting sparks!"

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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No, that's the Orgasmatron.

The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Lethal Interjection wrote:The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.
Well of course not. It is the only known example of an actual perpetual motion machine.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

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ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
Gravitational attraction depends on distance in addition to mass, so relocation has an effect, albeit completely inconsequential.

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