[2012-Mar-23] Erectus Nocturnus

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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby ATGGAATAA » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:47 am

There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby Lethal Interjection » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:50 am

ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.


Really?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby Oldrac the Chitinous » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:25 am

Surely if that were the case, someone would have said something by now.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby DonRetrasado » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:29 am

ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.

I haven't thought of this. Could you continue for a few pages?
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby thejakeman » Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:44 pm

"Sir! The Sarcasmotron is fizzing and emitting sparks!"
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby Lethal Interjection » Fri Apr 06, 2012 2:44 am

No, that's the Orgasmatron.

The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby Kaharz » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:22 am

Lethal Interjection wrote:The Sarcasmatron isn't even plugged in.


Well of course not. It is the only known example of an actual perpetual motion machine.
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Re: [2012 March 23] Erectus Nocturnus

Postby ckelly » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:38 am

ATGGAATAA wrote:There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.


Gravitational attraction depends on distance in addition to mass, so relocation has an effect, albeit completely inconsequential.
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