[2012-Apr-16] Graphing calculators

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Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

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You guys are all idiots.

Clearly the reason that graphing calculators are so expensive is that they are actually nearly extinct sentient beings.

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Oh god, well then isn't it our duty as fellow sentient beings to help them breed.

Although we're doing that with the panda and we are not being met halfway there.

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The problem is that pandas have a strict "no fatties" rule.
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It's popular amongst many self-proclaimed cynics and wits to let the panda die out.

But would we want them to let us die out? What would Jesus want us to do?

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I'm thinking that some of the reason for the high price is to prevent tampering and saving of formulas. still doesn't explain the crazy cost, but may explain some of it.

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Shut up Spinalcold, we're talking about Pandas now!

I've always assumed they are inherently and ironically racist.

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I don't understand why we can't simply give them Viagra.

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There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.

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Jewlian wrote:I don't understand why we can't simply give them Viagra.
It's not the male panda that is causing the problems. The ladies are only fertile for a 36 hour block each year and the one in the news recently is in Edinburgh, where the male panda attempted to multiply the species but the female punched him in the face.

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Sounds like my ex! Am i rite ,folks?!

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It seems the feminist movement got to the panda communities before the zoos could. Now they're too self-respecting to let themselves be mounted purely for the survival of the species.

Have the zoos considered finding male pandas who aren't assholes?
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Well the zoos are the ones making them assholes, they want them to be absolutely ready when the female is fertile.

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