[2012-Apr-16] Graphing calculators

Blame Quintushalls for this.

Moderators: NeatNit, Kimra

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Lethal Interjection » Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:53 pm

You guys are all idiots.

Clearly the reason that graphing calculators are so expensive is that they are actually nearly extinct sentient beings.
User avatar
Lethal Interjection
Death by Elocution
 
Posts: 8059
Joined: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Location: Behind your ear. It's magic!

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Sandwiches » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:02 pm

Oh god, well then isn't it our duty as fellow sentient beings to help them breed.

Although we're doing that with the panda and we are not being met halfway there.
User avatar
Sandwiches
[Insert In Mouth]
 
Posts: 202
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:01 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby DonRetrasado » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:30 pm

The problem is that pandas have a strict "no fatties" rule.
Astrogirl wrote:Lethal, nobody wants to know about your herpes.

Lethal Interjection wrote:That's good to know. I can avoid a few awkward phone calls now.
User avatar
DonRetrasado
los más retrasadadados
 
Posts: 2845
Joined: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:27 am
Location: ¡Canada!

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Sandwiches » Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:32 pm

It's popular amongst many self-proclaimed cynics and wits to let the panda die out.

But would we want them to let us die out? What would Jesus want us to do?
User avatar
Sandwiches
[Insert In Mouth]
 
Posts: 202
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:01 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Spinalcold » Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:10 am

I'm thinking that some of the reason for the high price is to prevent tampering and saving of formulas. still doesn't explain the crazy cost, but may explain some of it.
User avatar
Spinalcold
 
Posts: 23
Joined: Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:19 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby tophernator » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:05 am

Shut up Spinalcold, we're talking about Pandas now!

I've always assumed they are inherently and ironically racist.
tophernator
 

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Jewlian » Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:56 am

I don't understand why we can't simply give them Viagra.
Jewlian
 
Posts: 59
Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:43 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby dauntless » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:03 am

There would be no change in gravitational attraction due to increased wang volume, it only represents a relocation of blood rather than a gain of mass.
dauntless
 

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Sandwiches » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:30 am

Jewlian wrote:I don't understand why we can't simply give them Viagra.


It's not the male panda that is causing the problems. The ladies are only fertile for a 36 hour block each year and the one in the news recently is in Edinburgh, where the male panda attempted to multiply the species but the female punched him in the face.
User avatar
Sandwiches
[Insert In Mouth]
 
Posts: 202
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:01 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Jewlian » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:41 pm

Sounds like my ex! Am i rite ,folks?!
Jewlian
 
Posts: 59
Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:43 am

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Sahan » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:01 pm

It seems the feminist movement got to the panda communities before the zoos could. Now they're too self-respecting to let themselves be mounted purely for the survival of the species.

Have the zoos considered finding male pandas who aren't assholes?
Destructicus wrote:Alt text:
"I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes."

Since when is chemistry not a science?
User avatar
Sahan
"I promise you no penis jokes."
 
Posts: 4367
Joined: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:20 am
Location: Perth, Australia

Re: [2012-April-16] Graphing calculators

Postby Sandwiches » Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:28 pm

Well the zoos are the ones making them assholes, they want them to be absolutely ready when the female is fertile.
User avatar
Sandwiches
[Insert In Mouth]
 
Posts: 202
Joined: Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:01 am

Previous

Return to Latest Comic Discussion 3: Revenge of the Son of Latest Comic Discussion 2

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Majestic-12 [Bot] and 10 guests