[2012-Apr-24] Cheesus Christ

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Oh man, it turns out obscure and unfamiliar references count as quality comedy! This changes everything I have ever learnt!
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Re: [2012-April-24] Cheesus Christ

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If cheese is the meaning of life, what is the meaning of cheese?

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I just got back from Afghanistan, an Id'm pretty shtifaced right now, but... k Cheesus. Our lives may as well serve such a purpose, outside the relam of human accomplishment, our significance is microscopic, and it's pretty damn rare to be vital in that small shpere of existance that is society. Our lives are a futile repetitioun of the follies of our ancestors and the putrefaction of death, so.. even if life is focused around cheese, at least we have it for a bit. This is one insignificant bastard saying fuck you to god and whatever existential reason he used as an ecxuse ofr creating us. What a dick.
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You're right. We may only get to experience the glory of cheese for an instant, but it's all the time we got so we have to enjoy it.

I'm on a diet right now, it's going pretty well, I've lost nearly 5kg. All I did was stop eating all that cheese I was eating.

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Sandwiches wrote:I'm on a diet right now, it's going pretty well, I've lost nearly 5kg. All I did was stop eating all that cheese I was eating.
Can you really say it was worth it?
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To cease to eat cheese is a catastrocheese. Do you feel the shame trikling down your back like the sweat from tortured slave labor? Cheese is ubiquitous in our food, therefore cheese is god. You would deny the right of god to be eaten?
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BaneofthePhalanx wrote:To cease to eat cheese is a catastrocheese. Do you feel the shame trikling down your back like the sweat from tortured slave labor? Cheese is ubiquitous in our food, therefore cheese is god. You would deny the right of god to be eaten?
Sounds like transubstantiation with cheese instead of bread and wine.

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Edminster wrote:
Sandwiches wrote:I'm on a diet right now, it's going pretty well, I've lost nearly 5kg. All I did was stop eating all that cheese I was eating.
Can you really say it was worth it?
Only doing it to make room for the cheese. Gonna have a cheese year.

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Sandwiches without cheese would be wrong

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