[2012-May-18] Bachelor Chow

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I read the thing like it was something I could not be fucked reading, which is to say I didn't read it.
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There are actually several such mounds in Japan. The most famous of which has the misnomer "Mimizuka". It, like most others in Japan, contain mostly noses of the Koreans and a few Chinese who were killed during Hideyoshi's invasion of Korea 1592-1598.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_tomb

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Anyone who read the whole thing feel like posting a summary for the rest of us?
SUMMARY:
Suppose there's life on other planets.
It naturally follows that Mars is better than us, and we should be jealous.
Also, lots of attempts to make a joke, none of which are funny for any reason.

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Pretty much aliens are coming to earth, we clean up the place helping Africa and doing stuff like destroying the holocaust museum so they don't see how terrible we are and it turns out they wanted to go to Mars or something.

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The earth is like a bachelor. Visiting aliens are like a potential girlfriend who will notice our North Korea and Taco Bell restaurants and decide to date Mars instead.

FUNNY!!

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Rad.
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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Anyone who read the whole thing feel like posting a summary for the rest of us?
tl;dr

Aliens are coming to Earth, the people of Earth clean up (like a bachelor cleaning his apartment before a hot date), the aliens finally arrive then announce they meant to go to Mars, Earth jealously watches the sweet rave parties on Mars and becomes a slob again.

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Oldrac the Chitinous wrote:Anyone who read the whole thing feel like posting a summary for the rest of us?
Shit and aliens happen. Nobody cared. The end.

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I guess I'm the only one who actually enjoyed the comic.
It's long yeah, but every now and then it's good to see somehting like this for a change.

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Sosken wrote:I guess I'm the only one who actually enjoyed the comic.
It's long yeah, but every now and then it's good to see somehting like this for a change.
I'm waiting here with popcorn to see if Ed will respond to this.
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Maybe it's just the words that will finally warm Ed's icy heart.
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Wouldn't a microwave be better?
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I guess, if you want to give him cancer!

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I'm firmly in the camp that the reader can go fuck themselves, I'm not writing for them.

My message for "tl;dr" people:

Go get a Classy Lady-juice enema, shit-eyes.

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you are not good at swearing

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