[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

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[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Spinalcold » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:23 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2636#comic

It FINALLY makes sense. The church had an over-reaching goal that didn't care about D&D but just excluded it's impact in their method to control the populous!

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers, I crit against your church and deal you...oh crap, no political stats...

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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Salacious Schoolmate » Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:41 am

This was great, really good. I laughed out loud when I saw it.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Enlong » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:43 pm

They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby walpole » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:18 pm

Hidden graph joke!!!
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby sotic » Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:31 pm

Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby ChaoticBrain » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:22 pm

sotic wrote:
Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?


Nah, sorry, that's me. I keep needing it to outsmart the mafia.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Internet Logic Police » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:49 pm

Regarding the hidden Venn diagram, how exactly does the class of mountain dew and the class of dungeons & dragons contain a common element? They don't.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Salacious Schoolmate » Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 pm

People at D&D drink a lot of Mountain Dew.


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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Sahan » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:49 am

Enlong wrote:They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

I see someone who's been through the archives. Nice reference.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Аחоחymоus » Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:25 pm

walpole wrote:Hidden graph joke!!!


Keyword "hidden". For me at least. Searching for the hidden joke on Google is my punishment for reading the comics through the RSS feed. (Sans red buttons.)
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby anus mcgee » Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:06 am

OH I GET IT, THE CHURCH IS BAD LIKE USUAL
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Ooopsy » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:26 am

Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Shazbot » Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:28 am

Ooopsy wrote:Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
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Furthermore, I wish Zach would stop pushing an obvious liberal agenda in his comics. It's just... really lame.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Someone1435687 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:49 pm

Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.
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Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

Postby Jewlian » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:03 pm

When dealing with a mental moron there is always a non-zero chance s/he will kill you. I think it's easier to ban mental morons.
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