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[2012-Jun-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:23 am
by Spinalcold
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2636#comic

It FINALLY makes sense. The church had an over-reaching goal that didn't care about D&D but just excluded it's impact in their method to control the populous!

Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers, I crit against your church and deal you...oh crap, no political stats...

I apologise for my inability to title threads, I am a monkey. An ugly monkey.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:41 am
by Salacious Schoolmate
This was great, really good. I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:43 pm
by Enlong
They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:18 pm
by walpole
Hidden graph joke!!!

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:31 pm
by sotic
Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:22 pm
by ChaoticBrain
sotic wrote:
Spinalcold wrote:Now I can happily roll my dice. 20!!! HAHA fuckers,

Someone keeps stealing my weighted d20s. Is it you?


Nah, sorry, that's me. I keep needing it to outsmart the mafia.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:49 pm
by Internet Logic Police
Regarding the hidden Venn diagram, how exactly does the class of mountain dew and the class of dungeons & dragons contain a common element? They don't.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:56 pm
by Salacious Schoolmate
People at D&D drink a lot of Mountain Dew.


This has been That's the Joke™

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:49 am
by Sahan
Enlong wrote:They also oppose the crushing of genitals in player manuals.

I see someone who's been through the archives. Nice reference.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:25 pm
by Аחоחymоus
walpole wrote:Hidden graph joke!!!


Keyword "hidden". For me at least. Searching for the hidden joke on Google is my punishment for reading the comics through the RSS feed. (Sans red buttons.)

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:06 am
by anus mcgee
OH I GET IT, THE CHURCH IS BAD LIKE USUAL

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:26 am
by Ooopsy
Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:28 am
by Shazbot
Ooopsy wrote:Zach, I wish you would stop rehashing your good old jokes as lame 5,000 panel jokes.
I liked when SMBC was a reliable, funny, witty, one-panel shin-dig that occasionally had side-stuff like Moloch.
Especially bad as of recent is your fascination with all the text in the world.
This joke has been run in the ground before--by you. Remember the "Only Virgins are allowed past this gate" comic? Or the smashing genitals in the D&D book one? This iteration is just lame and long winded.

Come on man, step it up.
Whoopsy! Posty!



Furthermore, I wish Zach would stop pushing an obvious liberal agenda in his comics. It's just... really lame.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:49 pm
by Someone1435687
Actually, there have been cases of people murdering other people following the rules of a RPG. The difference is that the RPG wasn't D&D, but a self-made one. So, there's a nonzero chance that a mental moron will kill someone after having played too much RPGs, though that chance is lower than, say, people killing each other over a game, videogame, or the TV controller.

Re: [2012-June-09] The Church Hates Sex

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:03 pm
by Jewlian
When dealing with a mental moron there is always a non-zero chance s/he will kill you. I think it's easier to ban mental morons.