[2012-Jun-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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[2012-Jun-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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Do you really think we can tell the difference between "Funtime Activity #179256" and "My Hobby"?

Look, I have no objection to your ripping off other comics. Just make them, you know, better ones. Dinosaur Comics is good. Penny Arcade is good. Those are the only two I know of that are good, so start there.

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Re: [2012-June-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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Anon21 - Suggestion: be less inane.

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Re: [2012-June-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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Woah guys cool down, don't let this comic come between you. You've always been the best of friends, like brothers, but now...


now I don't know what to think

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Re: [2012-June-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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Wait a minute...

How can other humans have all the vitamins we need? Humans by definition do not produce vitamins...

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Re: [2012-June-22] What's even the point, Zach?

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you are an idiot

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It's true, though! Humans do not produce (and thus contain) vitamins, as evinced by our scientific name Homo antvitalis, which means lifeless man, just as Antarctica means bearless land. This is ultimately why cannibalism is seen as wrong - we were often referred to as longpig by cannibals not because of the porcine taste of our flesh (what a myth!) but rather because of our vitamin deficient meat; similar to pigs. Thus it can be said that humans - by definition - do not produce vitamins, not even through contact with sunlight, nor do we contain the vitamins we obtain from eating other animals, as they are used up almost immediately and absolutely not stored in the liver or pancreas or plasma or bone marrow or digestive tract.
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I don't remember much of the movie, but with each "generation" of cannibalism (meaning, the first generation are just cannibals, the second generation are cannibals who eat other cannibals, etc.) any proteins and minerals in the body are further diluted. And Vitamin D technically isn't a vitamin.

And humans taste delicious.

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GUTCHUCKER wrote:It's true, though! Humans do not produce (and thus contain) vitamins, as evinced by our scientific name Homo antvitalis, which means lifeless man, just as Antarctica means bearless land. This is ultimately why cannibalism is seen as wrong - we were often referred to as longpig by cannibals not because of the porcine taste of our flesh (what a myth!) but rather because of our vitamin deficient meat; similar to pigs. Thus it can be said that humans - by definition - do not produce vitamins, not even through contact with sunlight, nor do we contain the vitamins we obtain from eating other animals, as they are used up almost immediately and absolutely not stored in the liver or pancreas or plasma or bone marrow or digestive tract.
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