[2012-Aug-22] Eleven panels and zero dick jokes

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[2012-Aug-22] Eleven panels and zero dick jokes

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http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2711

Or does the panel about the foreign policy count as a dick joke?
Anyways, Zach, can we plleeeaasseee have a dick joke tomorrow? I can't take another comic with 9+ panels of seriousness now...

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I didn't finish it, I got to the nice people being in charge and then I couldn't take any more

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Don't worry, it gets worse.

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I finished it just now and it was shit

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Glutton for punishment, you are.
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I just


I needed to know

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Is it just me, or does absolutely nothing about this comic make any sort of remotely logical sense after about panel 6?

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Stupid comic.

And is it just me or does that first graph make no sense in regards to the topic at hand?

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The foreign policy bit was a dick joke.

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Just the tip...

You know, I actually imagined America Selling China either California or Florida if they couldn't pay off their debts.

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What would they want with Florida? It's on the wrong side of country and full of old people.
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They should buy Baltimore, then they could relive moments from The Wire.

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Sorry to be the voice of reason, but wouldn't/won't the US sell Hawaii to the Chinese?
Location, location, location... plus it would piss-off the Japanese.

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I'm sorry you think you're the voice of reason too
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nobody wrote:They should buy Baltimore, then they could relive moments from The Wire.
I'd welcome the Chinese buying Baltimore. We'd finally have some money in the city coffers and most of the city is probably a lower standard of living then all but the most impoverished parts of China.

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