[2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

[Spaceguy5]

Can anyone translate? I fear that by the time I decipher the text, it'll be too late D'=

[Guest]

facts-i-just-made-up offered one answer: http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/ ... bcomic-the

[Spaceguy5]

!!!! CRAP IT IS TOO LATE, EVERYONE RUN TO YOUR BUNKERS!

[Neeperando]

http://www.theonion.com/video/social-se ... s-t,21006/

Reminds me of this Onion video: Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger.

"The program's short-term initiatives save money by replacing senior citizens' checks with vouchers for grain alcohol, back-alley tattoos and extreme sports."