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[2012-Sep-01] Alien Newspaper

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:43 am
by Spaceguy5
Can anyone translate? I fear that by the time I decipher the text, it'll be too late D'=

Re: [2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:50 am
by Guest
facts-i-just-made-up offered one answer: http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/ ... bcomic-the

Re: [2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:50 am
by Spaceguy5
!!!! CRAP IT IS TOO LATE, EVERYONE RUN TO YOUR BUNKERS!

Re: [2012-September-1] Alien Newspaper

PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:11 pm
by Neeperando
http://www.theonion.com/video/social-se ... s-t,21006/

Reminds me of this Onion video: Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger.

"The program's short-term initiatives save money by replacing senior citizens' checks with vouchers for grain alcohol, back-alley tattoos and extreme sports."