[2012-Sep-21] Reproduction

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[2012-Sep-21] Reproduction

Postby Summerinx » Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:22 pm

First time that I'm really disappointed with a comic.

I still think it's amazing that all of my ancestors managed to procreate.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby anus mcgee » Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:30 am

I can't believe it to you this long to be disappointed. All Zach posts now is preachy, uninspired crap.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby gemeric » Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:50 am

I've given this quite a bit of thought myself. I never plan to have kids and I don't want to have kids, but I find it unnerving that I would be the first in my line of ancestors (stretching back to the dawn of life, i remind you) to have not reproduced.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Eumesmopo » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:05 am

When I stop to think that I could be the decendant of a blood-thirsty warlord who had thousands of children because he raped hundreds of slaves captured from conquered tribes, that actually makes me fell kinda of badass. :twisted:
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Summerinx » Sat Sep 22, 2012 4:38 pm

Eumesmopo wrote:When I stop to think that I could be the decendant of a blood-thirsty warlord who had thousands of children because he raped hundreds of slaves captured from conquered tribes, that actually makes me fell kinda of badass. :twisted:



Precisely how I feel.

Also, the fact that my genes are only a tiny fraction of the ones that ever existed means that I've the tiny amount of genes that are badass enough to still exist.
Nothing wrong with natural selection. :P
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Buttons » Sun Sep 23, 2012 4:54 pm

gemeric wrote:I've given this quite a bit of thought myself. I never plan to have kids and I don't want to have kids, but I find it unnerving that I would be the first in my line of ancestors (stretching back to the dawn of life, i remind you) to have not reproduced.

You are letting down every ancestor you ever had. At least donate sperm.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby FarleShadow » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:25 pm

Buttons wrote:
gemeric wrote:I've given this quite a bit of thought myself. I never plan to have kids and I don't want to have kids, but I find it unnerving that I would be the first in my line of ancestors (stretching back to the dawn of life, i remind you) to have not reproduced.

You are letting down every ancestor you ever had. At least donate sperm.


"Spread the wealth" popped into my head.

F*ck you brain, f*ck every one of your neurons too. buddy.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Kaharz » Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:12 pm

Summerinx wrote:
Eumesmopo wrote:When I stop to think that I could be the decendant of a blood-thirsty warlord who had thousands of children because he raped hundreds of slaves captured from conquered tribes, that actually makes me fell kinda of badass. :twisted:



Precisely how I feel.

Also, the fact that my genes are only a tiny fraction of the ones that ever existed means that I've the tiny amount of genes that are badass enough to still exist.
Nothing wrong with natural selection. :P


You're genes are not badass enough to still exist, they are just not screwed up enough to have not been passed on. At least, when you remove random chance from the equation. There are still genes that cause a lot of seriously crippling mental and physical conditions that I doubt you would call badass. Many of them don't have a noticeable effect until after breeding age, so they continue to get passed on. Some have an effect sooner, but for whatever reason continue to get passed on.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Maze1125 » Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:52 am

Kaharz wrote:
Summerinx wrote:
Eumesmopo wrote:When I stop to think that I could be the decendant of a blood-thirsty warlord who had thousands of children because he raped hundreds of slaves captured from conquered tribes, that actually makes me fell kinda of badass. :twisted:



Precisely how I feel.

Also, the fact that my genes are only a tiny fraction of the ones that ever existed means that I've the tiny amount of genes that are badass enough to still exist.
Nothing wrong with natural selection. :P


You're genes are not badass enough to still exist, they are just not screwed up enough to have not been passed on. At least, when you remove random chance from the equation. There are still genes that cause a lot of seriously crippling mental and physical conditions that I doubt you would call badass. Many of them don't have a noticeable effect until after breeding age, so they continue to get passed on. Some have an effect sooner, but for whatever reason continue to get passed on.


You are aware that the point of this comic was not to idolise the woman with the black hair, right?
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Kaharz » Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:56 pm

You are aware that I don't pay any attention to the 'lessons' Zach puts in the comic, right?
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Maze1125 » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:53 am

No, how could I be aware of that until you mentioned it?
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Sahan » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:02 am

Telepathy, man! All the cool kids are using it. I know that for a fact because I have telepathy.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby Buttons » Thu Sep 27, 2012 11:49 am

Sahan wrote:Telepathy, man! All the cool kids are using it. I know that for a fact because I have telepathy.

Bro. Bro, it is time I tell you something. No one finds telepathy cool, it is just creepy.
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Re: [2012-September-21] Reproduction

Postby tysonlee » Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:45 am

Never mind lawyers, the genies should have consulted a mathematician-- all you need is a type system. SImply only accept wishes phrased within a constrained grammar which prevents self-referential statements by requiring for example only 2-sets can contain 1-sets. Then specify the genie will grant any first-order wish.
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