[2012-Nov-25] Welcome to Arby's: Come on down!

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[2012-Nov-25] Welcome to Arby's: Come on down!

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Is this the first sponsored post of SMBC? I knew Arby's was running out of business but I didn't think they would advertize through private comic makers.

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What if you think Arby's tastes like shit?

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luolimao wrote:What if you think Arby's tastes like shit?
Essentially meaning you are a normal, functioning human being. I said $0.

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gemeric wrote:Essentially meaning you are a normal, functioning human being.
Ouch. That hurt to watch.
gemeric wrote: I said $0.
You MUST be infinitely depressed. Only infinite amounts of Prozac can solve that. Or some (unspecified...) sweet spot of Arby's spending.

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But for us non-Americans who don't get the joke, what is Arby's? I gather they're some kind of restaurant, but what kind of food do they do and why is it so bad?
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Very gross sandwiches.
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They specialize in roast beef, hence the name (R.B.).
I've never eaten there, but I have it on good authority that they have very gross sandwiches.
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What's gross about them? Bad bread, old and wilty salad, fatty and gristly beef?
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The bread is the freshest you've ever seen (or smelt), soft and rich. The butter is warm and melts and oozes out of the side of the sandwich. The fattest chef in Arby's lives on a diet of beef and warm diet Pepsi™ and the misshapen unhealthy turds he puts in that sandwich are disgusting beyond belief. Your inevitable vomit on the sandwich the waitress brings you is almost an improvement of your meal. And you must eat it, lest the patrons of Arby's catch wind of an elitist liberal refusing to eat "real american" food.

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I like Arby's. I eat there at least once a week. I don't understand why so many people say it is gross.

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your mother put her poo in your food your whole childhood, that's why you like it

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