So I'm here to claim my 10 internet points from the mouse-over-text in this comic http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3738
For starters, I have assigned letters the following values in accordance with Uranus' retrograde:
A=334,000 B=7 C=6,000,000 D=0 E=0 F=0 G=0 H=11 I=12 J=0 K=0 L=9 M=0 N=0 O=0 P=0 Q=0 R=555 S=10 T=13 U=8 V=0 W=0 X=0 Y=0 Z=0
Then, since I'm a capricorn with a crippling addiction, we simply remove the word porn from capricorn
And then, if you sum the value of each remaining letter (C+A+R+I+C=12334567), break that sum into its digits (1,2,3,3,4,5,6,7), add 6 (7,8,9,9,10,11,12,13), then convert back into letters (B,U,L,L,S,H,I,T), you get the word "BULLSHIT."