[3786] Doctor...

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[3786] Doctor...

Postby banks » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:59 am

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3786
I simply don't get the joke.

Also, It made more sense to me to put the comic id in the thread title rather than the date. That makes finding the related comic quicker than having to look up the date in the archive, no?
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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby GUTCHUCKER » Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:02 am

GIMME THE NEWS, I'VE GOT A BAD CASE OF LOVIN' YOU.
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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby Kaharz » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:06 pm

He is just going around bragging about having too much sex. The expectation is that he is at the doctor for a medical problem, so that is how the doctors reacts. That expectation is overturned when he goes and tells a lawyer the same thing. It just isn't a very good joke.
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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby ButtFriendly » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:09 am

I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"
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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby Liriodendron_fagotti » Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:13 am

That is a much better version.
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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby DonRetrasado » Sun Jul 05, 2015 4:27 am

ButtFriendly wrote:I heard that joke a long, long time ago, only then it went like this:

An old man goes to confession, and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I am 72 years old, and have been married for over 50 years. I have three children and five grandchildren. I've never been unfaithful, but last night I met two 24-year-old girls at a bar and we had sex all night long."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?" And the man answers, "Oh, I've never been to confession. I'm Jewish." So the priest asks, "Then why are you telling me this?" To which he says, "Father, I'm telling everyone!"

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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby Felstaff » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:29 am

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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby lillythe » Tue Jul 07, 2015 4:36 am

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Re: [3786] Doctor...

Postby P1h3r1e3d13 » Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:44 pm

I'll bet this joke is exactly as old as Viagra. Here's (a great) one from SNL in 2004: Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice
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