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[2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:59 pm
by Tony
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=4079

Actually the first stage is affection, the second stage is sex, and the third stage is love. The payload is a MIRV'ed nuclear warhead that will wipe out everyone around you and leave your descendants scarred and mutilated, forever stunting their ability to mate and reproduce.

What a fun metaphor!

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:16 am
by shenando
IMO, sex is the initial one...

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:06 pm
by Kaharz
The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:52 am
by Guest
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.


Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 7:59 am
by Destructo Trucks
Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.


Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...

What are the stages when you don't do more than just moderating a webcomic forum?

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 4:47 pm
by Kaharz
Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.


Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...


Shows what you know, I'm only a moderator on the Communist section. And everyone gets to do that.

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:58 pm
by AlixeTiir
Kaharz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Kaharz wrote:The first stage is attraction, the second stage is unrequited love and the third stage is whiskey and tears.


Mayb if you did more with your life than just moderating a webcomic forum...


Shows what you know, I'm only a moderator on the Communist section. And everyone gets to do that.


technically it's still the socialist section until the forum proletariat does whatever that thing they were doing is

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Sat Apr 16, 2016 11:17 pm
by Edminster
i mean like if we're being pedantic it's actually the illuminati section as it is secretly controlled by a cabal of elites manipulating those who are nominally in charge through carefully planted agents.

Re: [2016-04-13] Hey son, wanna see my love missile?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 17, 2016 4:54 am
by Lethal Interjection
Phhhh...
The Illuminati? WeThey don't exist. It's a ridiculous conspiracy theory.