Blame Quintushalls for this.
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mrpistachios wrote:I propose the cain (Cn) as the SI unit for fucks. In honor of the person who first discovered and described fuckery.
The standard unit is of course dildos(dd) and a few other units as follows
28 cucumbers (cu) = 1 dildo
1 bag of dildos (bd) = 14 dildos
1 Viber (V) = 8 bags of dildo
1 Drumpf (Tr) = all of the dildos
You can convert dildos to cains with the following ratio 1 Cn : 0.7213 dd
or (ln (4)) Cn : 1 dd
Found the British person
1 fuck = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 bushel of fucks (or a push-in-the-bush)
10 fucking bushels = 1 field of fucks (the field I grow mine in..)
10 fucking fields = 1 Fuck-ton (or a Fuck-tonne)
1/10 fucks = a finger (ie. 10 fingerings in a fuck)
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If the unit is the fuck, I propose a metric-like system of prefixes, but a bit different from the norm.