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[2017-03-08] Mythical Creature Truths

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:12 pm
by GollyRojer
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sad-tr ... re-edition

The dragon's hierarchy of needs is similar to that of my cat, who, having been neutered, goes around muttering, "Food. Then sleep. Then food. Then sleep." Its younger and more animated pal goes, "Annoy the other cat. Then go outside and kill something. Then annoy the other cat. Then food. Then annoy the other cat. Then sleep."

In Rainbow Valley it's actually, "No heteros".

Re: [2017-03-08] Mythical Creature Truths

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2017 9:37 pm
by Kit.
1. If solitary animals hoard useless "precious metals", the only plausible explanation is sexual selection. The same explanation can be used for being able to enjoy riddles.

2. Hummingbirds are not insects. They are DINOSAURS.

3. If unicorns are immortal, when for most of human history they could observe there were no people other than blacks.

Re: [2017-03-08] Mythical Creature Truths

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:43 am
by The Cat and Ape
Kit. wrote:1. If solitary animals hoard useless "precious metals", the only plausible explanation is sexual selection. The same explanation can be used for being able to enjoy riddles.

2. Hummingbirds are not insects. They are DINOSAURS.

3. If unicorns are immortal, when for most of human history they could observe there were no people other than blacks.


Woah! Are you suggesting our Amazing Dead Carpenter God wasn't lily white?! BLASPHEMER!