[2019-04-26] Alien Attack

Blame Quintushalls for this.

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brethren
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[2019-04-26] Alien Attack

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Plot twist: The impact causes flat earth to start hurtling through space like a flipped coin.
(I mean, that ship/splosion is bigger than Africa)

Plot twist 2: Earth lands in the pillowy embrace of the Sun, which is really just a sea of warm fuzzies on the backside of the Earth
that we can't see when Earth flips over at night. What else is the government lying to us about?

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AlixeTiir
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Re: [2019-04-26] Alien Attack

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I'm still trying to figure out what calculations he has to say that the earth is a disk

also, is it infinitely thin?

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Re: [2019-04-26] Alien Attack

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AlixeTiir wrote: also, is it infinitely thin?
Yes, except in state capitals and places where politicians congregate, where it becomes infinitely dense.

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