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[2019-04-26] Alien Attack

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 6:55 pm
by brethren
Plot twist: The impact causes flat earth to start hurtling through space like a flipped coin.
(I mean, that ship/splosion is bigger than Africa)

Plot twist 2: Earth lands in the pillowy embrace of the Sun, which is really just a sea of warm fuzzies on the backside of the Earth
that we can't see when Earth flips over at night. What else is the government lying to us about?

Re: [2019-04-26] Alien Attack

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 7:41 pm
by AlixeTiir
I'm still trying to figure out what calculations he has to say that the earth is a disk

also, is it infinitely thin?

Re: [2019-04-26] Alien Attack

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:49 pm
by brethren
AlixeTiir wrote: also, is it infinitely thin?
Yes, except in state capitals and places where politicians congregate, where it becomes infinitely dense.

Re: [2019-04-26] Alien Attack

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by wipe
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