Pieces of Stories
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Re: Pieces of Stories
Nice. I like this plan. Especially if they are really confusing for whoever gets them in teh fax.
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Re: Pieces of Stories
I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
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It be comes clear to me that we must turn the elderly into fax machines.
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I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
... let me know if you want some numbers I can guarantee a recipient on Ed.
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How do you operate the elderly? Manipulation and subtle machinations?Asherian wrote:I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
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... Yeah, pretty much. Well and less than subtle machinations- most of those people really aren't all here anymore yah know?GUTCHUCKER wrote:How do you operate the elderly? Manipulation and subtle machinations?Asherian wrote:I have worked many a places with them, indeed I've had to operate them.Frostbite wrote:I'm just shocked fax machines still exist. I thought they became obsolete and ignored. Like the elderly.
So have I told you guys about my 'volunteering' at the retirement homes then? I thought I'd kept that a sec...crap.
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Can you keep a secret? I'm not telling you whether or not I can.
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I keep other people's secrets by distracting people with my own. It mostly works out.
Of course, most of my secrets are so ridiculous most people just don't believe me anyways- which works out even better.
Of course, most of my secrets are so ridiculous most people just don't believe me anyways- which works out even better.
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I keep secrets by forgetting them.
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GENIUSsotic wrote:I keep secrets by forgetting them.
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I am most likely going to be writing a bit about this.Etherwind, on SA wrote: It's Doctor McHeadbutt. He worked long and hard for that PhD in Aggressive Phrenology.
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Re: Pieces of Stories
I'm keeping this here as I plan to use this exact paragraph when I come to write my NaNo. I am excited to be writing ideas again!
Iain sighed, and idly fingering the rotary dial, exasperatedly spoke into the telephone that he was trying to reach Fleet Street, and was greeted with an irritable combination of animosity and bemusement. He explained that he was supposed to have been put through to Johannesburg, and not Livingstone, but he would rather talk to London directly, as—and he made this absolutely clear—London operators are competent enough to direct your call without too much fuss and aggravation. He was irritably informed that communications with London have been under strong disruption for several months, but if he waited they could transfer him through to the Telegraph offices in Manchester, and soon, after several routings, he was on the line to a thickly accented receptionist at Kemsley House, who belched at him in a strange mixture of Liverpudlian dockyarder, Irish tinker, and Mancunian brogue.
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Clothing is a very serious plot point when it is semi innapropriate and a character needs appropriate clothing to go around their businessDonRetrasado wrote:Is this a plot point?carbonstealer wrote:dressed in semi innapropriate clothing
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