Nightwatch Series

[Cirtur]

It's the Happy Murdering Day one. Except not murdering.

[mountainmage]

To be honest, I'm not all that interested in it. Thanks for the info, though.

[Cirtur]

Aw come on. It's real nice.

[mountainmage]

Ennhhhhhh. I only like comical things when I find them funny.

[Cirtur]

You don't think it's thought-provoking?

[Apocalyptus]

I think that my problem is hot people always catch me ogling them, so they think I'm some creepy perv. They're probably right.

Oh ya, I do that too. It might be worse for me, though, 'cause I kind of look like a rapist.

PROTIP: If you don't want to get caught staring at hot people's good bits, wear super-reflective sunglasses! Plus it doesn't make you look like a paedophile at all. AT ALL.

[mountainmage]

If you want to know how a pedophile looks, this will be quite educational.

[LordRetard]

I think that my problem is hot people always catch me ogling them, so they think I'm some creepy perv. They're probably right.

Oh ya, I do that too. It might be worse for me, though, 'cause I kind of look like a rapist.

PROTIP: If you don't want to get caught staring at hot people's good bits, wear super-reflective sunglasses! Plus it doesn't make you look like a paedophile at all. AT ALL.

Is it okay if I wear it with my public masturbator trenchcoat?

[Apocalyptus]

Yes, it will make you look like a private investigator. And in a way, you are. Except the privates you investigate will be your own.

[LordRetard]

Also those of the hookers I kill.

[Apocalyptus]

You multitasker you. I can see you take your career very seriously.

[LordRetard]

Necrophilia is a dirty job but someone's gotta do it.

[Kimra]

PENCIL CRAYONS!

[Apocalyptus]

PENCIL CRAYONS!

Oh noes Kimra's been taken over by a spambot! With her posting power combined with spam's annoyance power we are doooo0omed.

[Kimra]

Pencil crayons are my most favourite mockery point for Canadians.