Nightwatch Series

[Frostbite]

It is nice really. The few times I've been down to Austin, it was kind of irritating how they will stand in the crosswalk where a light is green. And a dude in Toronto damn near assaulted me when I wouldn't stop.

[LordRetard]

I think panhandling's illegal here but damned if they don't fuck around anyway.

[Euclidthegreek]

Yeah, panhandling is extremely common here. The murders bother me more, though. I usually give the people money because I feel bad.

[Frostbite]

That is really...quite the leap, from panhandling to murder.

[LordRetard]

Murders bother me less 'cause I mean you hardly ever see them. We have way more of 'em than panhandlers in my neighbourhood, though. Where I work (in a neighbourhood with tons of panhandlers and murders) there are always a couple of hippy teens sitting outside the dollar store and I really don't believe that they actually need the money.

[Lethal Interjection]

I have slept with more homeless people than boy scouts in my life.

I don't know if I believe you.

[mountainmage]

Is panhandling some form of begging, then? Being from Florida, you can imagine what panhandle I'm used to.

[Cirtur]

I think panhandle is a synonym for beg.

I have never heard that word spoken aloud, because it is definitely not from around here.

[Frostbite]

Yeah it is, it's also the part of a state that looks like the handle of a pan though.

[mountainmage]

Like Florida's panhandle, the panhandle I was referring to earlier.

[Cirtur]

Ah yes, the humour is apparent now.

[Frostbite]

Texas has one 'o dems too.

[mountainmage]

Yeah, but ours is more panhandle-esque.

[Frostbite]

Your state is also full of the elderly.

[mountainmage]

Yours is filled with conservatives. Now tell me, which is worse? Rhetorical question by the way.