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Why would mage be going down?

Oh yeah, because of police prejudice against respected members of society.

Hey, I put those wordfilters in place for a reason!

mountainmage wrote:Honestly, I don't even count those as vampires.

Me either, but today I had to pretend I didn't hold them in as much contempt as I actually do. I was at the beach for a friend of a friend's birthday, and at one point listening to this tall African guy go on about how awesome Twilight was (both the movie and the book), and how Stephanie Meyer is a good writer. I didn't have the heart to contradict him.

Apocalyptus wrote:

mountainmage wrote:Honestly, I don't even count those as vampires.

Me either, but today I had to pretend I didn't hold them in as much contempt as I actually do. I was at the beach for a friend of a friend's birthday, and at one point listening to this tall African guy go on about how awesome Twilight was (both the movie and the book), and how Stephanie Meyer is a good writer. I didn't have the heart to contradict him.

Dude was that hot? Damn.

I think part of my difficulty in impressing cute girls is that I'm not a very good liar. I try really hard but in the end they always realise that I think they're dumb as bricks. Maybe I should insult them and all of their beliefs less.

Aww man I'm such a good liar.

Kimra's version:
I think part of my difficulty in impressing hot guys is that I'm not a very good liar. I try really hard but in the end they always realise that I think they're dumb as bricks. Maybe I should insult them and all of their beliefs less.

Really? I find it hard to believe that.

I think that my problem is hot people always catch me ogling them, so they think I'm some creepy perv. They're probably right.

So I think I saw this series on a display with Twilight crap at work. I'm not sure. But I also don't really care.

Apocalyptus wrote:I think that my problem is hot people always catch me ogling them, so they think I'm some creepy perv. They're probably right.

Well I was going to suffix my replicated statement with "and I'm ugly" but people get angry at me when I write/say shit like that - and I couldn't think of a way to make it funny. Yeah being angry at me makes me think I'm a better person, way to go all you psychologists in the making.

Apocalyptus wrote:I think that my problem is hot people always catch me ogling them, so they think I'm some creepy perv. They're probably right.

Oh ya, I do that too. It might be worse for me, though, 'cause I kind of look like a rapist. Also I jerk off on the subway.

Surreptitiously or just balls out?

LordRetard wrote:Also I jerk off on the subway.

Hey, I think I've met you! By chance do you ever catch the bus?

The bus? You want to avoid that. People masturbate on it.