Twilight

[Frostbite]

I'd be more impressed if he were endorsed by the only NFL player to ever get two sacks in one game...

...Fred Dryer!

Add three points to your score if you got the reference.

[Rainbow]

I didn't get the reference. Go ahead, school me.

[cheez.wiz]

In 1973, Dryer started all 14 games on the right side and became the only NFL player ever to have two safeties in the same game by dumping opposing passers in the end zone twice in the fourth quarter. No player has recorded more than two safeties in a single season.

[FengharTheNord]

That's...insane.

[mountainmage]

I don't know what much of that means, so it's not very impressive. Although since he is the only one to do it ever, I guess that's something.

[Lethal Interjection]

I don't get the reference either. And it a safety is very different than a sack. Okay, really they are the exact same except for where on the field it was done.
The person with the most sacks in a game is Derick Thomas with 6. I know this because I play as a linebacker when I play Madden, and I blitz a lot. So I beat that record in the game regularly.

[Frostbite]

It was a reference to Frisky Dingo. Nobody wins.

[Rainbow]

I don't know what much of that means, so it's not very impressive. Although since he is the only one to do it ever, I guess that's something.

I'm the only one ever to eat seven packets of instant oatmeal in a single hour. Does that make me impressive?

[Frostbite]

That's just extraordinary.

[LordRetard]

My various feats of eating are unusual, but nothing exceptional, and nothing to be proud of. Like, I once ate a huge plate* of white chocolate cookies, while everyone watched on in disgust and sadness. My friend, who made the cookies, said, "wow LR... You ate the whole thing..."

In summary I have never been proud.

*AND I ATE THE BOWL.

[mountainmage]

I don't know what much of that means, so it's not very impressive. Although since he is the only one to do it ever, I guess that's something.

I'm the only one ever to eat seven packets of instant oatmeal in a single hour. Does that make me impressive?

How big were the packets? Also, I prefer instant grits over instant oatmeal.

[Rainbow]

How big were the packets? Also, I prefer instant grits over instant oatmeal.

The normal size. Instant oatmeal is like sex for me. And, so, math says I have sex at least three times a day!

[mountainmage]

I prefer oatmeal made in the regular way. It loses something in translation to the microwave.

[Rainbow]

Psh, I don't think you've even had glorious instant oatmeal. It's FSM's best creation.

[ruotwocone]

7 packets of what i assume is quaker instant oatmeal isn't a ton (although it is a pretty good number if you aren't carbo loading for something)... but congrats anyways. also, instant oatmeal is rad. also, usually people don't microwave the whole thing, that's just gross. you microwave the water and then add it to the oatmeal. also grits are nasty ass you southern hick. also i like to start sentences with the word also.