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Considered it I have, but also discarded it. Today's children are only going to get more obnoxious and less rewarding, and soon it will be illegal to punish school children by shoving a barbed spike up their behinds and planting them outside the classroom so that they can serve as a warning to the other children. HOW WILL THE CHILDREN BE CONTROLLED

Microchips implanted in their forebrains.

Do people still say microchip? I don't even know.

In their frontal lobe even? I think a far more effective way would be to implant mind control signals into iPods. In one foul swoop you'd have them all eating out of your hands

Isn't that already the case for rabid Apple fans?

carbonstealer wrote:foul swoop

FFFF I am sorry, but I cannot let this slide. It's 'fell swoop', carbonstealer, 'fell swoop'.

Though in this case, it's also decidedly foul.

Your name makes me think of Ilya Kovalchuk. Clearly a star hockey player is on this forum. DID YOU REALLY PLAN TO PLAY UNTIL YOU'RE 44?

Apocalyptus wrote:

carbonstealer wrote:foul swoop

FFFF I am sorry, but I cannot let this slide. It's 'fell swoop', carbonstealer, 'fell swoop'.

I've seen both terms used... however, I'll take it seeing as I deserve it after the irony comment

Hey I watched New Moon. It was equally terrible and hilarious.

carbonstealer wrote:

Apocalyptus wrote:

carbonstealer wrote:foul swoop

FFFF I am sorry, but I cannot let this slide. It's 'fell swoop', carbonstealer, 'fell swoop'.

I've seen both terms used... however, I'll take it seeing as I deserve it after the irony comment

Plus it's partly because 'foul' reminds me of Kath and Kim now...

Ahh... Kath & Kim, making so many innocuous things so very, very suss. American's absolutely failed at creating their version. It is absolutely terrible.

FengharTheNord wrote:Hey I watched New Moon. It was equally terrible and hilarious.

I haven't seen it yet, although I am sure I will soon enough... I saw all the others on the first day and was able to spend the next few months bagging them out

I am glad to have no idea what CBC is after the most ranting, though I do enjoy a good non-mexican Polka (Where I live there are at least 5 radio stations that play almost exclusively mexican polka, it is a nightmare I'd wish on no man.)

This is something I found far more hilarious then I probably should, and I felt I should share with all of you who have suffered through the knowledge of the concept of shiny vampires.

Indeed this shit makes me want to write fan fiction further detailing it, but I've been getting weird urges again lately.

I blame it on all the blood I keep finding

HTML does not work here. You have to use BBCode instead.-LR

Thank you LR! I was just editing this to state how I fail utterly at such things. You've saved me great shame from others seeing my failed works.

No problem. At this rate probably no one realises that you accidentally used HTML for your link instead of BBCode, highlighting your embarrassing mistake. Up there. You can see it there. Highlighted in blue. You're welcome.

Butterflies!! D'aww...

Asherian wrote: This is something I found far more hilarious then I probably should, and I felt I should share with all of you who have suffered through the knowledge of the concept of shiny vampires.
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Now I can stop wondering! All my questions have been answered, except for how Edward Cullen's sperm was still viable

carbonstealer wrote:

Asherian wrote: This is something I found far more hilarious then I probably should, and I felt I should share with all of you who have suffered through the knowledge of the concept of shiny vampires.
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Now I can stop wondering! All my questions have been answered, except for how Edward Cullen's sperm was still viable

... For that read the Anita Blake books, the series goes into that in to much depth at certain points. (Indeed a side character in one of the earlier books is pregnant with her semi-old (50+ years if I remember right) vampire husband/boyfriends baby and they were worrying about the birth defects since several were common.

I'm going to go scour my mind for a bit for remembering that series. Thanks Carbon, Thanks.