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Back on Twilight, I must say, it disgusts and disturbs me to know some people view it as something beyond cheap entertainment. I have never really been one for romanticized, poorly-developed books, but I admit they can be fun to read in some instances. I never even finished reading Twilight because it couldn't even satisfy me on that shallow level. It's utter lack of real conversation was a huge turn-off. I mean, I, on occasion, enjoy reading girl-porn romance novels for some sleazy enjoyment, but Twilight doesn't even become interesting or at least graphic enough to be good on that level. It's a buildup of flat, laughably unrealistic characters that only results in a mediocre plot that is executed horridly. And them some people call it their favorite book? *Shudder*
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But edward is so hawt!!!1111!!11eleven

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Have you seen Twilight: The Broodening? It's a decent parody.
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Cirtur wrote:But edward is so hawt!!!1111!!11eleven
Can't argue with that logic, especially because Stephanie Meyers repetitively stating that Edward is pretty constitutes him as hot.
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Rainbow wrote:
Cirtur wrote:But edward is so hawt!!!1111!!11eleven
Can't argue with that logic, especially because Stephanie Meyers repetitively stating that Edward is pretty constitutes him as hot.
Are you talking bad about Constitution boy? I aught to stick my wang up your rear and teach you the fear of Jesus, boy!
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AHMETxRock wrote:
Rainbow wrote:
Cirtur wrote:But edward is so hawt!!!1111!!11eleven
Can't argue with that logic, especially because Stephanie Meyers repetitively stating that Edward is pretty constitutes him as hot.
Are you talking bad about Constitution boy? I aught to stick my wang up your rear and teach you the fear of Jesus, boy!
I don't even know what to say to that...mostly because I don't understand it.
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We gots ourselves a commie boys! Hang 'em by his red collar!
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What's your gender? Tell me what's your gender.
I have teh vaginas. This makes your previous statements a great deal funnier.
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Another woman? This forum is infested! I'm not surprised though, after all, Zach has posted a lot of naked drawings of himself.

Rainbow, may you be touched by his noodly appendage! (Doubly funny considering the last sentence.)
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mountainmage wrote:Another woman? This forum is infested! I'm not surprised though, after all, Zach has posted a lot of naked drawings of himself.

Rainbow, may you be touched by his noodly appendage! (Doubly funny considering the last sentence.)
Are you calling me a woman? So, now everyone with a vagina is female, I guess! You sexist pigs disgust me.
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Are you Buck Angel, or something?
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Nah, I'm a actually just a mostly normal lady.
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Alright then.
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Still though, Buck Angel would be funny.

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If Buck Angel was an SMBC fan, that would be pretty funny. Zach could put "Officially endorsed by Buck Angel" on the front page and everything!
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